Larry Kudlow was fired from Bear-Stearns for a cocaine addiction.  How bad must his coke habit been if an investment bank thought it was TOO MUCH?

Livestream, baby!

Is it though? The partner can’t just teleport to the room. They are walking through corridors, in elevators, maybe grabbing something in the coffee shop, using the restroom...meanwhile possibly spreading the virus to hospital staff. They just want as few people in the hospital as possible. The community hospital where…

So now you’ve got twice as many people in a maternity ward who are isolated in a room, required to be monitored for temperature and other symptoms and need meals brought to them? No, that wouldn’t place unnecessary strain on an already over-burdened hospital system at all.

Goodness this is awful but makes sense. The fewer people in the hospital, the better.

That was such a softball question too. All it would take is some "Hang in there, blah blah, American spirit, blah blah, hope." that any politician should be able to say in their sleep.

There’s a theory I saw on Twitter which is essentially that Trump is doing these daily briefings because he can’t do rallies anymore, and the reason he’s so cranky is that he’s gotten so used to the worshipful MAGA mobs that answering actual questions is breaking his brain.

His “mind”?

You may want to talk to somebody about that. 

Fauci was clearly trying not to laugh. Probably to keep from crying, but that’s a man trying to hold his composure so he doesn’t laugh in the boss’s face.

It’s a good idea, but you also have to make sure there’s no mirror trust setup. Former Gov. now Senator Rick Scott put “his” assets in a blind trust while governor of Florida, but his wife’s assets were in a different trust. Scott’s “blind” trust had instructions to mirror his wife’s trust exactly. So Scott issued…

Meanwhile, it has been reported that despite meeting with Fabio Wajngarten, the recently diagnosed top aide to Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, President Donald Trump has tested negative.

Yeah, I fired my oncologist when she minimized my pain and didn’t get back to me when I called in agony. She was such a cunt. Oncologists should all have to go through a round of chemo and Neulasta as part of their training, because they have no idea what we go through.

This. It’s 2016 all over again. Incredibly competent woman with detailed feasible plans who crushes in the debates....gets beaten by a creepy sexist racist old billionaire who buys his way into the election.

He forgot about Barron, also, so point taken.

She’s also assuming she doesn’t have an expiration date. She married a Trump whose “family values" consist of Mr Grab Em by the Pussy taking his side piece on the family ski vacation.

“and confiding that Trump was “so excited” to become a grandparent again”

I mean, compare it to Melania being nominally opposed to online bullying.

Those are the bad animals. Not cute cuddly puppies.

Seeking any sort of intellectual honesty or consistency in the Trump clan is a fool’s errand. It’s a Potemkin Village all the way down.