People who haven’t been around helicopters much.

Yes. Still a victim.

Good lord.

Nah, that’s not a problem.

I wouldn’t be surprised if, having done that, their obituary for accidentally falling down the stairs of their ranch bungalow at 2am, was published a month later. People that lose over a hundred million worth of bling don’t pay for extraditions.

I wouldn’t be surprised that they quit and retire to a place that doesn’t have extradition rights to the US.  

His crew only works with bearer bonds and cash.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the thieves had all the keys.

I bet it was Neil McCauley

I’m going to assume that leaving the truck unoccupied for any period of time is against company policy. It wouldn’t surprise me if both of these guys are fired. I’m still a little surprised that there wasn’t better locks and security on the truck itself.

Looks like we all have a different definition of what “breakout role” means. Was Keke Palmer in Spider-Man without me noticing? The tweet linked says that Euphoria was Zendaya’s breakout role, but maybe that’s because the tweeter in question never saw Spider-Man? I really can’t stress enough how much cultural cachet…

11th year with my company.

This is horrific. These children should be enjoying their childhood, marrying their cousins and drinking moonshine.

A preliminary investigation shows the bus driver attempted to exit the highway from the middle lane

Mob bosses cannot agree with each other on money laundering strategy.

I imagine a good amount of it will be focused on him.

I agree with one exception:

Congrats on the serious response to a troll post. Dealing with these extremists is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

hey look, someone trying to be funny and failing miserably

As far as I’m aware, Brandy Bottone uses she/her pronouns. She did a segment live on CNN, and seemed comfortable with the anchor using those pronouns. If she’d rather use an alternative, I’m happy to update the article.