I think this is what 911s are specifically made for.

You think you have privacy on a public road? Without that iniquity identifier, the roads would be more chaotic. 

I mean I hate license plates and love the fourth amendment as much as anyone but I’m not sure your car has a right to privacy on public roads...I guess you’re saying that you have the right to not be identified as the owner of the car via the license plate but that’s not any more of a privacy violation than being…

...it’s almost as if we live in a nation with precious little respect or protection for regular working people!

This looks like a DJI Matrice - I’ve used this kind of drone to carry Blackmagic cameras. This is a very expensive drone, so this isn’t some kind of yokel, this is probably connected to some kind of organized crime.

Ah yes, the opposite of “waste not”. Why keep a perfectly good thing and just freshen it up when you can chuck it in a fucking landfill for no reason?

Don’t clean dirty underwear, replace them. Don’t be gross.

It all sounds very nice, but I can tell you are not it’s target customer.

Mazepin talks as he races: There's a ton of spin and then in the end he misses the point.

AAA is fucking useless. They would’ve taken so long that he would’ve lost patience and started walking anyway,

Ugh, I now completely don’t blame Haskins for what happened.
I drive around that area all the damn time. And yes, logic dictates that you should stay clear of any highway on foot.
But in South Florida, where reality is all sorts of questionable in our interstate system, they mask and hide highways to look like…

I don’t blame him for doing something that we take as trivial.
The real problem is: South Florida traffic is an impossible jungle of madness that it requires a satanic sacrifice to be this deplorable.
For some odd reason, they will set up 4-5 lane road with a speed limit of 45 mph...in a goddamn residential area. So…

Absolutely stunned to see a meme that originated on my tiny corner of Instagram make it to AVC.

Quirked-up white They, with a little bit of swag, busts it down felony assault style...is he boofed on the sauce?

BUhhhh why do you use “they” to refer to a singular person! I’m so confused! I can’t figure out a single thing in this article! Is it even in English?! 

You def gotta be boofed on some sauce to get arrested for assault/disorderly conduct twice within a month. Especially in Hawaii where the locals have been getting increasingly pissed off at the tourists/out-of-towners

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

It’s definitely not “Miller Time” at Warner Brothers!

Given the residents could also just stay inside, and they’re rich NIMBYs who are full of shit, they didn’t deserve a real answer.

They’re not misguided, they’re dishonest. They just don’t want the event.