That’s where it is. I don’t remember you borrowing it. Can I have it back by the weekend please?

Youtube. 

He looked like a total badass. The control of his weapon points to adequate training. Glad he’s armed and spraying our highways for justice.

Why a $25,000 Tesla will never come: because people are climbing over each other to pay $50,000 instead.

Can we get more pictures of the Rod? 

So you think someone with enough motivation to actually make and carry out a plan to harm him would not put forth the effort to use public flight data?

Do you think someone’s going to shoot him down? lol

Much as Musk already hates the FAA, this only threw fuel on the fire. Pretty funny that he acted like he wasn’t aware it’s publicly available; since he hasn’t sued the kid he must have already known it was basically publicly available.
He’s such a Special Boy.

Automatic windows? Really?

“The cost didn’t change.”

I have a pitch for a new series of Jalopnik articles: an ongoing look at the thoughts, actions, and tweets of Vauxhall managing director Paul Willcox.

Gotta keep those shareholders invested. 

Missed headline opportunity: “Arizona Man Gives New Mercedes Thumbs-Down”

Complaining about electric windows is one of the most Jalopnik thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been here for well over a decade.

Sounds like your switch is broken. 

Auto start/stop.

Automatic speed sensitive volume, that shit is annoying. I don’t want or need help adjusting the volume of music.

The accelerator pedal on the Toyota 86.

At least the vegan part is real.

Dark, light whatever. The second anyone refers to themselves as being an empath, I run away as fast as I can/