Reminds me of this nutjob: http://jalopnik.com/5825967/mullet…

Started working for a company in the fall of 20**. This was my first real job out of college after the “start-up” that hired me directly from school didn’t quite, well, start up. The holiday party that year was just about a month after I had started working, so I had coached myself to act like a reasonable, mature…

Cite me, bro. #BateGate2015

‘08 or newer E60 M5. With the stipulation that whether or not it explodes into a million tiny pieces will be used as the last word in the numerous pro/con arguments that take place every time Tavarish mentions it.

Ah yes, redirect your child’s gaze from the vulgarity that is Cam Newton’s hip thrusts to something more wholesome...you know, like the cheerleader’s hip thrusts.

Oh man, I bought a pair of Timberland Pros in 2007 or 2008 and I still use them today. Granted I don’t wear them every day, or even every week, but I’m astounded they are still in tip top shape. And to my father’s dismay I haven’t even treated them since probably ‘09 or so...

Last year I was going through some extensive PT for a surgery I had, and I spent a lot of time getting treated by a place that handles a lot of big-name athlete’s surgeries. The staff there mentioned on a couple occasions (in much more technical speak than I can regurgitate here) that some of the injuries they had…

Is that Helena Bonham Carter?

Oh you’re bad!

Yeah well, neither is he. Chief Joseph was Nez Perce. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No, you did not...however I think in the context of the conversation it’s not unreasonable to assume we’re talking about your Average Joe here. Since you had to specify that you “did not say most” then you’re admitting a lot of people might *think* that’s what you meant...many is relative. I don’t think a whole lot of…

This gets on my nerves as well. I work in an industry that isn’t exactly known for being full of rocket scientists, and on top of that I work with a bunch of people 5+ years my senior. Consequently, there have been a handful of times where I get the “Hey, we get it, you know big words!” treatment. With that being…

“Many”? Ehhhhh.

If my aunt had a dick, she’d be my uncle.

This reminded me of the time my friend (who I believe was a vegan at the time) got wasted and crushed a meat lover’s pizza with me after our friend’s party one night. I specified multiple times that it was MEAT LOVERS but she said she didn’t care because she hadn’t had meat in over a year and was craving it. Anyways,…

Jesus, I just honed in on the “u”s scattered throughout the article. This is terrible. THEY CAN’T BE UNSEEN!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a comment with this many stars. It’s...it’s glorious!

The threat is real.

I have a friend who can’t burp! I had never heard of this phenomenon until I met her. Are you my friend?

Generally see these being worm by someone who is also wearing those horrific foot-glove things and a tribal tattoo-meets-Ed Hardy style Tapout shirt.