Chillllllll, Winston.

Haha, sorry, my inner adolescent was showing. I was going for the "Urban Dictionary" definition. (The first one, the second one is just disgusting...)

Man, I was gonna say, last time I was on the Tail of the Dragon I saw a hell of a lot more than a couple Bugatti...

I've always had a particular curiosity regarding my genetic predisposition to "Maple Syrup Urine Disease Type 1B." I'm glad I can finally quench my thirst.

I don't know why, but I am laughing uncontrollably right now. And crying.

Must...have...reddit...style...downvoting...

Yeah, I agree with RealityIsInsulting. Obviously this won't always work, and I don't think we're going for the "Anything is possible! You can do it!" attitude...but I work in staffing and you'd be amazed at how often someone changes their mind (employee OR employer), something comes up, motivations change, job isn't…

I remember the first time I went driving with my dad; took the Buick Roadmaster out for a spin.  He noticed I was using two feet (like I used to drive go-karts) and promptly smacked me in the back of the head.  I've tried it a few times since,  and my driving skills immediately revert back to those of my 15 year old…

+1. Scalped me.

When approached for comment, Zoubek reluctantly admitted that the biggest mistake of his career was never moving to LA to get into the Cream Pie business.

I haven't seen that many STDs on the same report since college.

Mmm...

Some of my friends and I frequent a suuuuuper-trendy bar in the Virginia Highland area of Atlanta...some might call it "hipster". Showed up one afternoon to get some food and a couple beers, our attire being a little more frat boy than PBR-chic, and the bartender (wearing suspenders, bow tie, glasses presumably…

No guitar 'shopped into this picture? I've lost my faith in humanity.