Interesting, but your program seems incomplete. Since you’re on a roll of self-righteous upbraiding yourself, I went ahead and signed you up for my new program BOFA DEEZ NUTS (patent pending). Just apply directly to the forehead, and you begin to gain a sense of humor!

Something tells me making a bunch of noise in the comment section is going to have a quicker effect than sending an e-mail to NoOneFuckingCaresYouTool@kinja.com

I thought it was just me. Damn. Makes the site unreadable, especially if your phone is small.

Easy there, douches

Yeah, the entire gawker series of sites are infuriating to read on mobile now.

Gotta get that ad rev to pay off those legal bills.

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.