They would be less expensive used there, because they sold them new on the west coast. Here they’re a bit harder to find and haven’t quite depreciated 10% per year. Yet.

So, rather than say using something like Auto-Cad, they used Roblox?  Weird way to cut corners.

Did they fix it being butt-fugly?

“Why can’t daddy Elon put a little baby ArcTan∀Superjet inside my fertile womb” Shahn H wept, clutching the old-fashioned rotory phone and rolling around on pink silk sheets. “Why won’t he call?” Shahn needed Elon, needed those oddly smooth hands that had struck so many mine slaves in apartheid South Africa, needed…

No, no, no. You see - hiring consultants is Capitalism. Capitalism is good. Hiring bus drivers is increasing the size of government. Government is bad.  Simple, right?

Shameful and Not All Surprising that both Louisville and Jefferson County school districts are majority minority at 70 and 60% respectively.

I get it. A lot of people put considerable value on being different and being an early adopter (and being seen to be an early adopter!). And there’s nothing wrong with that. I can see a ton of people who would have been interested in the Cyber Truck because it was so unique and so interesting - completely unlike…

They had four years to mull it over and they still built that stupid fucking thing, huh? 

It’ll sell.

They are definitely going to lose their blue check for this one.  

Sorry, you agreed to be a beta tester when you signed the purchase order, read the fine print next time.

A Ford buy out of Lucid would give us a nice Lincoln Continental! 

Yes, that one thing was soooo tiny and insignificant . . .

This is completely unnecessary. 

It’s almost like Elon Musk is a dumbass with the intellectual depth of a 9 year old and only knows about stainless steel because it’s what the DeLorean from Back To the Future was made out of and it would be le epic bacon if his meme truck was made out of the same thing. 

That doesn't exist. Either

I doubt it. You can’t even imagine that there’s overlap, or that people might steal these things in order to make enough money to not have to steal necessities.

Abuse is guaranteed in everything. That it’s true means absolutely nothing. Welfare programs are abused but virtually every developed nation recognizes that the benefits outweigh the amount and effects of the abuse in practice. Market regulation are abused, yet it’s widely accepted by all but the most flat-earther…

Armed white dude: Just kill me now.
Cops: Better take him safely into custody.

Unarmed black guy: Please don’t shoot me.
Cops: My life is in danger!

Right, but of course...teens have less driving experience in general because they’re younger! So the problem we have is turnover, losing experienced drivers. Therefore, not addressing the reasons for turnover (bad pay, terrible hours, shitty working conditions) and instead just trying to leverage a new crop of people…