The cultural appropriation thing is hard. Take David Chang is a Korean-American that made his name on Japanese ramen and Chinese buns. Sure he lived and trained in Japan and that’s his general preference, but it’s not his culture because Asian is not 1 culture. But nobody takes him to task for it because most of those…

It blow my mind that in 2019 there are still people who think MSG is bad, instead of thinking it is delicious. I mean, it’s not something you want to eat a bowl of, but the same can be said of salt or sugar.

Yes I wrote the headline, and as you can see, Deborah Chow, who *directed the episode*, called the puppet “Baby Yoda.” That’s what we’re calling him! Now let’s please all return to debating whether or not the Last Jedi sucked, like normal people. 

The headline is literally, “Who Do I Have to Bone to Make *a* Baby Yoda?”

I’m well aware it is not Yoda as a baby but a baby version of Yoda’s species. The accepted nomenclature is Baby Yoda. 

Who do I have to bone to make a baby Yoda?

Nope, not if you work in a freezing office, wear drapey/cascading sweaters and have female co-workers who splash so much damn water on the sink counter that methinks they may secretly be river otters with a penchant for office supplies.

I didn’t have a yearbook pic because my mother made me quit my job when I became pregnant then wouldn’t give me the $30 for the school photographer. So there’s a clip art of a random object over my name.

I 10000% believe all of this happened exactly as described. I’ve been working in the music industry for years, and at one point worked at a rival magazine to Fader and had many friends who worked at Vice. The descriptions of these parties are totally dead-on and I can completely see all of those events happening. I…

Naw son.....the spirits of all the black people tortured and killed on plantations dragged all those confederate soldiers straight to hell.

the Ouija board sessions story is like a movie producer said “a Harmony Korin movie, but make it horror.” is it just me? 

Preeeeeach. You can always tell. Oh DID he confess to the murder in front of a stranger and the girl’s close relative? Cool. Totally plausible.

Yes, I didn’t even think of that, but you’re absolutely right. It’s just a bad story on top of it. 

“So this guy sees my petite frame and stunning fit and confesses to a murder. What a haul! And on top of that I got a free sandwich. Welp back to etsy’n hum de dum de dum de dum.”

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

I’m disappointed by how many of these are obviously fake this year :( 

I didn't believe the thrift store story at all. It seems like complete fiction. 

I’d already read all but one of these, but the choices were definitely better than last year IMO. The thrift store one I struggle to believe, but the others were really believable. There were a few scarier stories in the comments. I think I’ve read almost every single one, hah.

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

Um... “Toe head” brings a very different (and much more hilarious) picture than does a “towhead.” Likewise “heard animal” and “herd animal.”

Just a friendly PSA: Civil War battlefields are all haunted. Visit at your own risk!