I’m glad I’m not the only person to rage at scanned pdfs. Whenever iI get a scanned pdf spreadsheet and I want to leave a flaming bag of poo at the person’s door.

This is correct. I am aghast at how fucking spineless the Mueller team seems to be. Here we have a several hundred pages long report that details all sorts of clearly criminal bullshit, but they just passed the buck and have the audacity to say well they’d probably just say they were too dumb to know what they were…

I saw that, and was amazed the whole time that anyone thought this would ever work properly. When they explained exactly how it went wrong, it confirmed everything I suspected as soon as I heard about this kind of mesh. Imagine how much sooner it would have been taken off the market if this primarily affected men.

She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.  

I have an uncle (now pretty well estranged from the family, thankfully) who would talk about how he regrets getting the MMR vaccine, and that it was unethical since he was just a kid and didn’t have a say in the matter. You know what you would really regret, Uncle Tim? Getting fucking measles.

A family friend keeps saying “measles is just a rash.”

I don’t know about anywhere else, but kids in NC have been mandated to receive a certain series of vaccines since the 90s at least. They required us to get them in school if our parents hadn’t already taken us to get them. I don’t know what happened if people elected not to, but there was also markedly less…

$28,000 worth of porn? Jesus, his hand must look like the claw in an arcade prize machine.

The only “bad” food is food that has *gone* bad (i.e. rotten or moldy food).

Having been naturally “blessed” with big boobs, I never understood why women would want them. They make you look fatter, clothes don’t fit right and they’re uncomfortable as hell. I dream of being flat chested and never having to even look at underwire ever again.

I’m at the NBC studio store in New York. It’s maybe 1999? My favorite cousin was a HUGE Friends fan. I barely know Friends myself (I didn’t even own a TV at the time, because of being poor). So I went there to buy her some merch. I chose this giant Friends Central Perk latte mug. Seemed like a fun gift!

I’m leaving the…

I didn’t know this about Warren, but it makes me like her even more. I am from Massachusetts and honestly didn’t really want her to run for President. I do really like her as my Senator, but I felt like she does an amazing job in the Senate and we need her there. But I’ve changed on this, and I’m glad she is in the…

This is good KinjaTM.

Her home sparks RAGE in me.

1) Find woman who had spontaneous abortion

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

I always tip 20% unless the waitperson is aggressively bad (and not for things our of their control), but the percentage has kept climbing up, no? I remember 15 years ago reading articles that said 15%, then 15-18, then 18-20, and now a firm 20%. Overall this means a couple bucks difference and I’ve never argued…

I’ve made my choices. 

Spring break my senior year of college, I went with a church group to Houston and we did some cleaning and maintenance at a day care, tutored some kids in an after-school program, talked with elderly people at a dementia care facility and worked at a food bank.