His white voice always makes me howl with laughter.

I still think his inner asshole shines through with his “Hey parents, I’ll put you on TV if you act like a jerk to your kids and make them cry” schtick. They parents are willingly putting themselves out there but every time I see those I feel bad for the little kids. 

Kimmel also appeared in blackface on the Man Show to impersonate Oprah. Kimmel did a lot of racist, misogynistic shit back in the day in order to get rich & famous and, once he did so, he suddenly (& conveniently) found his moral compass.

but what?

Oh man, thank you for providing me with my entertainment for the night. I love fandom wank. 

They weren’t just using it to avoid criticism about their bad HIV+ fanfic about the founding fathers, they were also giving medical advice to recently-diagnosed HIV+ people and using their made-up persona (I think the whole list was something like “nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani sex trafficking survivor living in India…

What a time to be alive.

Lets have a moment of silence for their 5-for-10 underwear bin, the source of my first “grown up” panties. I cleaned my underwear drawer yesterday and unearthed an aqua and pink lace thong with a Charlotte Russe tag that I’ve had for at least ten years.

Who the fuck serves corn flakes on their yacht? Has the aristocracy lost all sense of class and decorum?

This is why we need the 70% marginal tax rate on income over $10M that AOC has been talking about—lessen the number of fucking yachts on which art can live and be sprayed with milky breakfast cereal.

This has nothing to do with our subject, but if you think sexuality is binary then you are missing the fuck out.

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

It is not correct. Let it go. 

You respect her enough to care when she’s wrong, which is all any commentator can ask for.

Last Super Bowl I went to our usual Sunday Funday bar with my two best friends, a married couple. It was there that a Superb Owl joke was made and so our next step had to be the bowling alley. We had only had one drink, so off we went. While bowling we had many more drinks, then walked over to another sports bar…

not chaotic at all but the most memorable (I am from New England so I am sorry):

Bear with me, this requires a tiny bit of backstory. My first day of school for the 4th grade we came home and when we opened the front door water came pouring out of it. The water heater had ruptured and essentially spent all day continuously dumping water from the attic down through our house, causing massive damage…

We got like 4 channels when I was studying abroad and one of them, miraculously, was going to screen the SuperBowl. But since the UK is 5 or 6 hours ahead of the US, this meant that we were tuning in at 1 a.m. The video was silent (no screaming fans, no music, very eerie) except for two British sports announcers who…

At one large newly opened restaurant I worked in, all the straight guys wanted off for Super Bowl Sunday. So they scheduled all the gay men for day. Business was slow so we drank the unlimited champagne that came with brunch all day up through the dinner shift.