Black hypothesized that people are entertained by “bullshit”—his rape case, he meant—and that, I can personally refute. While interested to see how it will play out and invested in its outcome, I’m not at all entertained by the notion that a man held down a teenager and raped her. That’s not fun at all?

At Bush’s funeral, I could not believe how bad her hair looked. It was a stringy ombre mess.

Jezebel - I expect more from my primary outlet for wasting time at work!Get to the real story here -- how unbelievably fucking bad that hair color is on her!  The people are hungry for the truth

So eloquent. Much thoughtful. True authentic. 

I dunno about her being too “ethnic” but frankly I think they’d be perfect for each other. They should live happily ever after in their thirstiness. 

Isn't Kourtney Kardashian too "ethnic" for John Mayer's David Duke dick? 

I used to know someone who had similar luck with women, he was just charming and good looking, and his life was a continuous series of one night stands. I didn’t know why he did that, and I didn’t know how he did that, but I was both jealous and annoyed at him for it.

Who the fuck orders New England Clam Chowder in Hawaii? 

That’s the “justify the purchase” crowd; they buy this thing because it’s supposed to make unicorns or whatever, only to realize they cook maybe six times a year and the rest of their sustenance comes from takeout and cold cereal. So they panic and use the damn thing for EVERYTHING.

I have never and probably will never make an egg in my precious Instant pot. But I have made many other delicious things in it. (Including delicious ribs this very day).

I love my Instant Pot. I use it for Instant Pot appropriate things. The people who drag that ginormous thing out for boiled eggs that you can make in an electric kettle in the same time it takes to set up the Instant Pot are certified nutballs.

Whatever this was - probably not norovirus based on your description - it hit approximately 24 hours after exposure and took no prisoners. Not a 6'4, 250 lb uncle, not a 17 year old cousin, no one. escaped unscathed. We all were exploding from both ends for 2-3 days. It was horrible. We couldn’t even keep water down.…

I don’t know if this is disastrous so much as...bizarre. But when I was 20 I spent a year abroad in Germany. Unlike the rest of my cohort save one, my friend we will call Lana, I didn’t have the money to fly back to the US for the holidays and so I resigned myself to spending Christmas in Germany alone. Now Christmas…

Oh man. Are your cousins my cousins? Because the virulent and violent, take-no-prisoners norovirus transmitted from my younger cousin on Christmas Eve was the stuff of legend. Like, why would you come to a huge family dinner if you couldn’t go more than 20 min. without erupting?!?

One year my mom ran over my foot with her car right after we got to my uncle’s house on Christmas Day. (I thought we were parked and opened the back to get the presents, she was trying to Meadow Soprano the car into a more perfect configuration I guess, since we had to pack a lot of cars into a small driveway). My…

i don’t have anything to contribute other than i am going to a party at the edward gorey house museum next wednesday & hope that something truly awful happens!

Hahaha - If you dare!

Mine was early, as a small kid 4 or 5. We had our big Christmas Eve party at my grandma’s rowhouse sytle townhouse every year. It was decently sized for what it was, the problem was our family was pretty big. Gram and 3 great aunts lived there (the “Golden Girls”) on holidays they added 3 more generations of family,…

My family generally had a really small Christmas Day celebration, usually just my nuclear family (4 of us) and a couple of visiting grandparents, great-grands, or cousins or something. We hit a particularly nasty 3-year streak where one of the previous year’s Special Christmas Visitors had um, ~shuffled off this…