People are dropping Cosby like Cosby was dropping ‘ludes into unsuspecting ladies’ drinks in order to rape them. Amiright?!

You and I are clearly soul mates or something. I just put Bombina to bed and went into the kitchen to start making a veggie stir fry. But then I thought "Naaaaahh!" Now I'm about to inhale some garlic-stuffed olives, ham, and hefewiezen while watching whatever Netflix tells me to.

So someone who is going into a women's locker room or bathroom with the intention of committing a felony is going to be deterred by the prospect of being charged with a misdemeanor? Makes perfect sense.

"You can even skip the bacon."

Wait! Is "Gimme a Kiss" the one where (SPOILER!) the Girl #1 framed the Girl #2 for #1's fake death because #2's boyfriend gave #1 (dun dun DUUUUUN!!!) herpes? And the big climax included #1 pulling down her turtleneck to reveal her fucking COLD SORE!?

So by the same logic as "it's in the cloud," it is totally cool if I walk down the street, check the doors of the parked cars and take whatever I want from the unlocked ones. Right? Great! Mama needs a new pair of floor mats! I'll just make sure I leave a note for the car's owner telling them how nice and clean the…

Great! Since this is all about saving lives and has nothing to do with controlling women and their wicked woman-bodies, I'm sure these folks will support my ballot measure.

In my experience, people treat their pets as well as or better than the people in their lives. I hope this fucker doesn't have any children.

Screw the relative anonymity of the internet! I am so proud of my baby brother!

Whoa whoa whoa! Why are we not all discussing Dr. Demento's cameo? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!!!~!

What if it makes a third thing? Asking for a friend.

It's like my high school art teacher said:

I am submitting a proposal to Trader Joe's this afternoon in which I suggest a cost-sharing scenario. I will contribute money and they will make a contribution of more wine for my belly. And possibly Jalepeño Cheddar Bake Crunchies.

Occasionally I browse the Casual Encounters ads FOR SCIENCE and have noticed a pattern. Typically gentlemen within the same age group present their offerings using similar poses: