This is a bad answer, but it’s Twitter. I don’t really go directly to the homepage of any website anymore, I just pick out the shit I want to read from my Twitter feed.

we literally advertised for interns for a month, and the deadline was last night!

I’m from Texas, and the only effect I think it’s had is that it’s empowered me to better shit on Texas.

He is not a billionaire.

Actually, the Hayward Fault/Memorial Stadium story would be good. I did a GIS project at Cal where we figured out how many people would die in the stadium if The Big One hit during a sellout.

I’d probably make it 1. Barça, 2. Real, 3. Atlético, 4. Juventus, 5. Bayern. There are flaws/limitations for each team on this list though so I don’t think there’s that much between them.

Pleasant! I went a few weeks ago and got stoned and then had some wine at a little wine-tasting hut they had set up on the orchard. Great way to spend a Sunday.

I haven’t seen a tweet in hours I’m about to lose my shit

Winter has all the sports where, if you just quit playing, gravity just takes over. There’s no “I am done with Skeleton now and would like to get off the ride.”

It’s Burke.

Why don’t the horses get the equestrian medals?

Who gives away that much money at trivia?