A bunk? No, a bundt! BUNDT! Ahh, a bunk!

"It's okay. I make lamb."

Andrea Martin's timing was so fantastic in this scene. "Spanakopita!"

Ooh, I will look for the translation, thanks! I am a book whore.

Guacamole on EVERYTHING is fucking awesome. It's my COC (Condiment of Choice. Is it okay if I try to make COC happen?).

Married (gay like) into a NATIVE Mexican family.

Thank you, there are some small authentic Mexican restaurants in LA that make burritos with your choice of meat and guac only. No rice, no beans, they are delicious.

Have some guac on a burrito in her dear memory! I will too.

I'm an actual, real mexican person and I totally put guac on my burritos when I feel like it. Sometimes I even put it on english muffins and have it for breakfast. It is the tits, you should live a little (forget your guacamole rules! Throw them away! Be free!) and try it.

I realize that you all can't live in San Francisco and know how lame Chipotle is. I will eat taco bell when in a pinch, there is no shame in liking it. However:

Avocoatl.

Ha! My MOM sent me this. The video is titled "Two Dogs, One Ice Cream Cone." I doubt she gets the reference.

I unashamed to tell you I watched this five times when I first saw it. I cackled like a madwoman. Then I showed it to everyone I know and marked them off the Christmas card list if they didn't laugh like I did.

You guys!! I wished really hard that this wasn't real AND IT CAME TRUE!!!! You're welcome!

That's awesome. Was it Harris'?

Right, because the biggest challenge the world faces is the oppression of religious people by snarky atheists. Right. Much like the biggest social problem in the US is the oppression of white people by black people.

Cheers to her and all, but in general I simply do not understand people who confuse a uterus with a clown car.

Poor Jim Bob. He fucks her crosseyed, gives her a shitload of children, and yet the main man in her life is STILL Jesus.

Steak well done can fuck off and die!

The way he's going, Paul Rudd is on track to become the cutest 100 year old ever.