Who You Tellin'?

But does she know Excel? Because we have BUSINESSES TO RUN HERE!

Pack a bowl. You're welcome.

Also, COOKIES!

And he can pay your cab fare, but DO NOT GET IN HIS FUCKING CAR!

Yes. I am a gay man. My cat is a straight man. He's very handsome and loving and snuggly. He's smart and fun with a great personality.

I'm always telling him that if I were a girl kitty, or if he were gay, he'd be my kittycat boyfriend.

No, it's not. I'm a linguist by education and profession so I TOTALLY get your general point. Totally.

But this (shave ice) thing has such a cultural-linguistic component to it that goes beyond ice tea. Really nuanced so same-ish but really different.

ALOHA PINKHAM! Fuck Fox and this is bullshit and so on. Just this tidbit for you:

In Hawaii it's not "shaved ice". It's "shave ice". Lived there 5 years. One of those things.

Hey hey hey! Aloha is not chopped liver! Then again, in '87 I worked on Remanco, where the key would fall out while you were ordering, firing 1/2 your order.

We then "upgraded" to NCR, it of the paper tickets and PLUs. When I found Aloha I was in heaven...

Like you're 20. Quit frontin' boo.

EVERYBODY PROMISED ME WE WERE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN!! YOU PROMISED. YOU FUCKING PROMISED...

GIGO, Amirite? We do our best.

Was gonna say.

Heartsmashing.

Also: Fuck that bitch.

I'm sure this not at all a recipe for disaster...

Kinda. But he's prettier.

Ummm...we are TRYING to make fun of people here! Can you get with the program, please? Jeesh.

Meh. I'd do him.

Lobisones gotta lobo. Know what I'm sayin'?