Sushi is where I lose the avocado. I'm all about chirashi. Gimme some rice with vinegar and loads of fish. Cup of green tea and BAM. All done.

That's why we just have the one. Partner wants to get him a "playmate". But I just know that would be a disaster.

What you mean he no eatta meat? (Insert sincerely confused look on character's face.)

I could do this all day and all night. Don't even!

One of the best movies ever. And I kept taking this one prof's sociology classes because she showed it always.

When he first came out, his father didn't speak to him for over a year. His family came to treat me like one of their own. Doesn't hurt that I speak Spanish better than my partner!

No, that's OK! You fall in love with who you fall in love with, that's how! :)

You made me flashback to college and "el axolotl" by Cortazar.

Muchisimas gracias, Yolanda. Will do. It's only been three weeks.

Wait there is something about not putting guacamole on a burrito? Because that's incorrect.

Please don't tell her. Don't ruin your mom forever.

Atta girl.

SF Native here. LA CUMBRE is the name of the mother fucking game.

What on God's green earth is even going on here? I mean, DE VERAS?

OK I gather that just went around in one big circle, so I think we're headed nowhere fast.

I have worked as a flight attendant and trained and managed flight attendants for many years. I've probably had 50+ instances of people falling seriously ill on the airplane. Whenever I've done the "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a medical emergency. Is there a doctor, nurse, or paramedic who would be willing to…

OK I keep hearing about how low low low the US crime rates are these days. And no I don't have data right at hand. (Do YOU, by the way?)

Firstly, the country has long ago gone to hell in a handbasket. So let's all quit pretending it didn't.

Yup. Best job ever and I made a shitload of money! :)