Yes to the amen and I love you. (No homo, unless you wanna.)

Oh wait. Mark, you just recommended my post. You didn't "follow" me. Does that still get me out of the grays?

omg Mark! Thank you! I love you. You are my new boyfriend, mkay?

b

PS How do I get out of the fucking grays already? No, really, how?

Can I have a fit now? Like RIGHT the fuck now?

Not entirely sure who Kristin Bell is. PS: Downhill skiing is a NO. Cross-country is how we do. WHAT WHAT?

We do what we gotta do. I a'int judging.

Gay Buddhist here, too! PS you're a Buddhist and you said Jeez! ;)

The skin-FLUTE of his teeth, amirite?

Oh I forgot for one quick second we were on Sherri Shepherd. Fuck that bitch.

I got all the time in the world for that shit, my friend.

He is awful and gross and NOT okay.

We stripped the bed to wash the sheets. So, naturally that became HIS AREA. I shall sit here looking handsome. Period.

This is ours. We LURVE him. Like, so much!

I'll see you in the parking lot.

Well that is un-necessarily nasty. Nighty night.

Are you new to cats? Because they do whatever the fuck they want.

What's the "perverse incentive"?

Exercise is, of course, super important to your overall health. But you have to eat well, too.