Let's give justice props to the prosecutor, too. Instead of trying to throw the proverbial book at her, he told the judge: Let's try and help this woman who has been through hell.

And also because of Jesus. Who is sooooooooo white.

Once, I left my apartment in Queens at 330 in the morning to go to work. I was headed for the subway and a rat came out from behind a garbage can. I started two-stepping it to put some distance between me and this rat. I turned around about a half-block later and the rat was double-timing it too! I picked up my…