But his parents didn’t move to the Democratic People’s Republic of Maryland until he was a sophomore in high school—before that he attended, predictably, an 83-student Christian school in rural Yakima, WA. Maybe he’s a disciple of the same prophets as the Duggars?

Your bizarre overinvestment in this suggests that you really wanted to bang a cheerleader in high school and she wouldn’t give you the time of day.

lol, love how many “people” find it necessary to denigrate these women (“all they do is wriggle around”, “it’s just a hobby”, “nobody cares and would still come if they were gone”, etc.) and only THEN say “that said, they deserve more money”.

You’re spot on, except for the part where you assert that the other commenters are saying that cheerleaders should make the same as the athletes. Keep paying attention, though, and chiming in. I’ll be back later for more enrichment.

Lindy’s comment on it gave me chills, because I remember how kids called me a ‘n——-’ growing up and those same white kids loving rap/hip-hop. Good on Macklemore and good for Aham.

NSFW warning woulda been nice!

I thought she was good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am not that way with Yoko because obviously, Yoko > John.

I think Taylor Swift passes them out the first Friday of every month.

I loved it too. Even if I didn’t agree with all of it. It was a subtle, thorough and very analytical piece that I wish we saw more often. I wish I had more time to sit down and really write a proper comment about it. It’s not the first time Jia has written a piece that made me react this way either and it’s why she…

What you meant: “It’s complicated, people. Let’s talk about it.”

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

That’s not a “disturbingly real” version of the song, it’s a rather outlandish satire based on how 40s language sounds to modern ears. It’s funny because it’s over-the-top. Frank Loesser wasn’t writing about duct-taping and raping his wife, of course, but the idiom is a little archaic, and lends itself to exaggeration…

Spokane is rad and full of cool people and it just snowed and everything is pretty and sparkly.

She interviewed Mr. Rogers once, and after his intro, it went like this:

Reporting from DAKAR. (I always say it with her...)

I disagree, I think the article has valid points. And as easy as it is to say “your kids shouldn’t get (insert whatever) from television! Shitty parenting alert!” most adults will acknowledge that TV shows taught them things as children. I watched Sesame Street as a kid and it did help shape me. Does that mean my…

Yes, let’s not critically think and write about the media our children consume, let’s just let them blindly watch anything. Sounds like good parenting skills...

Yeah, I’m surprised and somewhat horrified how the consensus amongst most Jezebel commenters seems to be: “Family always comes first.” If a member of my family was accused of raping a child the same age as my niece I would most definitely let them stay in jail until they have been cleared so that no other child can…

On the one hand, I’m super sympathetic because it’s obvious she’s in tremendous pain and needs help. But on the other hand, I have a super toxic mom and for my own sanity have to keep her away from me and this is precisely the shit she’s pull to try and get attention from me. (She let my abusive ex husband move in…