Breaking a bat like this is very high on the list of “Things I Have Always Wanted To Do But Know I Would Painfully Fuck Up”

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

Pittsburgh definitely has better bars to drink in. And also, Wiz Khalifa. Im sure that earned Pixburgh a couple extra points.

No. I run in the street because the seams in the sidewalks are uneven and can cause you to trip. I almost always swing up to the sidewalk if it’s available when there’s a car coming, but run in the street when possible.