Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

wishful thinking.

Finding a way to mention Bill Cosby was a really nice touch. Effectively associating a serial rapist with men at the Starbucks that just wanted to know if you’d be interested in a quick sit-and-spin in the back of his Rubicon.

“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

THERE WILL BE NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN I WILL KILL IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING MEDICAL CARE!

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

I’ve been willing to let a lot of Bono’s shenanigans go; because Joshua Tree.

Stick to food!!

This is a real hot take guys, good thing we have you to say this.

Best scams in baseball.

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

Doing it the Write-off Way.

uh no

The worst is that because they’re a NY team they have roughly 5 or 6 prime time games. I do not want this. I want Sunday at 1, when I can watch them in shame and have a few beers. Not a prime time showcase where the whole world gets to watch them lose to Philly as Eli chucks his 4th int.

Has a starting rotation ever had a faster and more dramatic fall than the Tigers’?

I went to see the Giants-Jags game last year. We had a 21-0 lead, after which I told all the redneck Jags fans around me who were already congratulating me on the victory that there was no chance in hell we were winning the game because Eli was going to derp it up SOMEHOW.

I also disagree with yesterdays narrative surrounding my cellphone.