Now imagine a date with Donald Trump.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

On the plus side, you get to wear the color purple a lot more. On the not plus side, we give Kobe the keys to all our players’ houses. He usually doesn’t use the keys at all, but sometimes he does and the great thing is you never know when he will! When he does, it’s just typical Kobe pranks like killing your dog in…

Seriously...Joyce is the WORST. Always.

There’s always a Joyce!

Friggin’ Joyce. I hate Joyce.

JOYCE. She would.

“Everyone else was having fun with us!!!111!”

Joyce is the kind of customer that would have complained if the roles were reversed - if she were eating out with her family and a loud-ass group wouldn’t stop singing, you know Joyce would be calling the manager over and asking for her meal to be comped.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

Olbermann may be a pompous ass, but he is very rarely wrong

Hey, you can react however you’d like! But I’d say my tone was true to how I personally reacted to the game. Dunno if you read it, but there are some grafs in there about why the crudeness works in the game’s favor.

This is a totally useless analogy because all of your examples are before the salary cap.

“Sad Satan” def a reference to Stairway to Heaven backwards http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking/st… hearing lots of backmasking in both clips stunned nobody's run audio analysis on these videos yet

Colin Cowherd, Public Airwaves Combine To Give America an Idea of What a Perpetually Outraged Talking Chicken Would Sound Like.

If the customer's vehicle is that bad, and you can't sell the work, then you need a new profession.

Beginning of the century cellphone, and Mechanic looking at a ?wrench or hose? two inches from his face.