When did Danny Concannon retire from the press and start pitching?

“Dicky’s ...............too tempting.” - SCOTUS

Men not carrying purses is one of those Hatfield V. McCoy deals where nobody knows why and it’s just stupid. Seriously, it used to be only men that carried them. Now it’s only women. Why can’t we just acknowledge that carrying a small bag that can hold stuff is convenient and useful and stop bringing gender roles into…

“Keep Prohibited Money, Greg”

OTL has been killing it lately, you guys.

“An absolute Glitter bomb.”

See, that’s the thing. My column assumes MSRP. If you can get $15k off, it changes the equation entirely — especially if you’re one of the people who (like me) doesn’t care much about all the latest gadgets. I think you would admit most luxury car buyers do — but as you prove, not all!

I am waiting for the Carmax edition. Duh!!!!!

You are — but I suspect you’re not the kind of person who spends $80k on one of these cars.

I agreed with you right up until Maserati said “50,000 units per year.”

Yep, nothing like the sound of a 3.0-liter V6 at full roar.

“Yeah, we thought we had him hemmed in, but somehow he managed to break through and then we had to start all over again.”

Those poor Christians! The underrepresented majority. It’s not like six of the nine Supreme Court Justices, 91.8% of Congress, and the President of the United States are all Christian or something!

I haven't seen a Columbus Crew so confused since 1492.

Not just to ‘the blacks and gays’ but also to ‘the illeagles.’

actually someone at work bought one of these unicorns, an AWD CUV coupe!

Hardly rare. A 5 minute Autotrader search will find dozens of these for sale.

Do you guys ever wonder what it’s like to be on the wrong side of history? Like how embarrassing the four dissenting justices are going to be to their grandchildren (if they aren’t already?)

I was able to ride in one of these at Gingerman Raceway. This has always been a bucket list car of mine. Like most car guys my age I had a poster of this car on my wall for a long time.