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Let's change the genders here:

Rice's reinstatement was a near certainty based on the players' contracts. The blame falls directly on Goodell for Rice's original slap-on-the-wrist punishment.

Oh for fuck's sake, Mormons.

No, but that one dude's troll-doll mohawk is pretty ridiculous.

I really love the "We Will Not Forget" sign with a chicken face. I want that for my living room.

They stage these elaborate protests and everyone either ignores or mocks them. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't so ridiculous.

"I regret that I have but one chicken to eat for my country."

I'm not judging her for liking only bland food,* but ffs, if you only like bland things, you don't get to pretend to have a credible opinion on restaurants.

That is some grade-A, premium, ENVIABLE shade from Anna Wintour. I'm taking notes.

Yeah, still not seeing the appeal. It's like when you don't think your dog Labrador is small until you see it next to a Great Dane.

GET IN THE GAME ALICE

Tom Hiddleston looks like and probably is an opossum, and Benedict Cumberbatch's face looks like a plastic bag full of oatmeal. Meanwhile this dude, whoever he is, is nowhere near on par with Chris Pratt.

I feel like I need to rinse my eyes with sterile saline just from looking at that picture. That is fucking horrifying!

Worst Family? Oh, we do beg to differ...

What the fuck is wrong with you

Or even the adoption of about 500 shelter pets.

"I sense more financial irresponsibility in your future. See ya next week!"

Mihalyfi, 39, of Georgetown has hired psychics