I love all these pieces conplaining about Millennials because they're really complaining about Boomers. We're spoiled because our Boomer parents spoiled us. We're materialistic because older generations marketed shit to us relentlessly.

Only if it was crows. BOOM.

I'm an '84 and being called a millennial makes me want to slap somebody with a glove. A real glove, not an instagram photo of one.

"anything more than that is unacceptable"

I get the sense that these are perhaps the kind of people who have a lot of contempt towards conventionally attractive women and imagine that they're all shallow and petty and don't have real problems just because they lucked out genetically. Which is really dehumanizing, frankly.

I really hate the consumerism and profit-based reasons for these stores to be open on all or part of Thanksgiving Day, but it bothers me that we've enjoyed the luxury of other services being opened on that day without complaint.

Here's the thing. They could do it authentically if they cared to. There's a solid tradition of Lebanese cooking in Mexico that could just be imported back over. http://www.mexconnect.com/articles/2044-…

That's such a nice compliment! Pigs have lovely eyes, don't they?

Damn the 90s. My overplucked brows will never come back.

I agree with you, but Jaime doesn't.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

People who don't think there's a time and a place for mayo are just objectively wrong. I wasn't even raised on it (I didn't have it until I was 20) and even I know that.

I don't trust people who say that they don't like mayonnaise. It's like saying, "I don't like weekends" or "I don't like fun."

Negative splits are plausible. 55 minute 1/2 marathon is not.

I'm with Richards on this one. It seems unlikely that kids with their families would get abducted at a park, and even more likely that requiring an appointment beforehand would weed out any pedophiles who do get it. (Unless staff are wih them the whole time. Are they?) Stigmatizing people who like to do "kid stuff"…

stop trying to make FACE happen

It might be hard, but I'm up to the challenge

To me, those seem like like sarcastic asshole responses to really shitty questions by pretentious college students

In Basic Training, everyone just slept on top of their already-made bed then just tightened the sheets to avoid having to do it in the morning.