I use the rules you use when you walk up to a bar, wait patiently, make eye contact and give a head nod in confirmation, and then wait for them to get to you.

You spelled “stoned person” wrong.

I apologize that I came off hot at you for this. It was meant to more of a dig at the content expectations and recent web performance issues (the link in your own reply for instance) of G/O Media, and how writers like Lawrence get shit on because of these slide shows. People won’t read his other work because of it. I…

You know that the appearance of pulling content from your site’s commenters without attribution is a bad look, right?

“That wasn’t the real me, that was the alcohol talking”.

It’s no secret that intoxication brings out the things people usually keep to themselves, so a decent amount I’d guess.

Since I can hop onto a service, binge a few shows I really want to see then cancel and move onto something else.

I’d be cautious about any excitement for it after how badly they screwed up Warcraft 3 remaster. Wait for release, reviews and community feedback. Warcraft 3 remaster was (and is still) a huge disaster (and blizz has abandoned it, no longer getting support)

It’s a little crazy to the rest of us.

I yelled BRING BACK ARITHMATICIANS with zero hesitation when I saw this revealed. OCTOPATH TACTICS LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No, this only applies to a small portion of the families out there. It's a little crazy to the rest of us.

Back in 1997(ish?) my family took a week long vacation up north where we rented a cabin with a tiny TV, one couch, and a door to a backyard with a lake where we could fish all day and all night.

Quick question: Did you see any units that might have looked at all like this?

Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

For those who don’t want to click:

It’s important to point out how much of a charlatan Geller is.

Ha, fair. I missed the Run DMC reference, but probably because I too, am too young for that to be a cultural touchstone for me. Hell, if Miles is a teen in 2020 he probably never saw MJ play live, either, though his shoes have an obviously greater cultural legacy than this pair of adidas.

I have a lot of thoughts about sneakers. Too many, probably. I prefer the Adidas triple stripe to the Nike swoosh by quite a wide margin, but the first law of sneakers is always three colors, never two, and these Spider-man shoes are a fantastic example of how and why that law must always be obeyed. They don’t have to…

If you are the type of person who thinks a death threat is an appropriate reaction to a delay, you are just a total piece of shit. 

Can we add one more thing to that list?