You can spread peanut butter on your keyboard and let your dog lick it clean.

10 of the worst article types ever made:

My only guess is that people just read “marvel X-com style game” in the headline assumed it was a weak cash grab and ignored that it was being developed by the ACTUAL X-Com developers.

Snorting coke off a stripper’s ass.

With all due respect, I refuse to watch a Kotaku video on DQXI not made by Tim Rogers

As long as it’s better than Wheel of Time.

Watch stupid videos, like this one.

3. Personal activities (social media, side jobs)

i dont blame THEM.

I know that Google Messages has a button to identify texts as spam, I hit that on the regular.  

Like slideshows “articles”, we may not need them but we’re sure as hell going to get them.

I’d agree to that only if they incorporate some of the aspects of Diddy Kong Racing into it.

Lucky for you (and me, I’ve also done the same) its 11 days away, as its on HBO Max on 19th April!

I’m a huge Bat-fan - heck, I’ve literally got the tattoos to prove it - and I thought I was disappointed by the delay to The Batman. But you know what? I haven’t seen it in cinemas yet.

This would be a dream for me. I’ve considered 3D printing an enclosure for an Apple keyboard with a “magic” trackpad centered below it like my macbook.

FFS why can’t we elect people that don’t feel the need to bring their bullshit religion into their politics?

I had already lost interest when I read there were only nine tracks.  This just reinforces that decision for me.  Glad we’re getting the Mario Kart 8 DLC in about a week which is an actually good value for paid content.

You’re missing a LOT of context. McDonald’s forces franchisees to buy and use only Taylor’s machines, which are known to frequently break down and require costly repair visits from Taylor technicians that the franchisees have to pay for. Kytch made a product that can monitor the machines and identify issues before…

It was such a fun campaign, I would’ve absolutely loved to play it coop at launch. I’ve played every Halo campaign coop at launch since Halo 2, I’m even counting Halo Wars 1 and 2, which both also had campaign coop. Oh well, when it drops I guess I’m in for a Legendary difficulty run...