You can spread peanut butter on your keyboard and let your dog lick it clean.

10 of the worst article types ever made:

My only guess is that people just read “marvel X-com style game” in the headline assumed it was a weak cash grab and ignored that it was being developed by the ACTUAL X-Com developers.

With all due respect, I refuse to watch a Kotaku video on DQXI not made by Tim Rogers

Watch stupid videos, like this one.

3. Personal activities (social media, side jobs)

I know that Google Messages has a button to identify texts as spam, I hit that on the regular.  

I’d agree to that only if they incorporate some of the aspects of Diddy Kong Racing into it.

This would be a dream for me. I’ve considered 3D printing an enclosure for an Apple keyboard with a “magic” trackpad centered below it like my macbook.

I had already lost interest when I read there were only nine tracks.  This just reinforces that decision for me.  Glad we’re getting the Mario Kart 8 DLC in about a week which is an actually good value for paid content.

It was such a fun campaign, I would’ve absolutely loved to play it coop at launch. I’ve played every Halo campaign coop at launch since Halo 2, I’m even counting Halo Wars 1 and 2, which both also had campaign coop. Oh well, when it drops I guess I’m in for a Legendary difficulty run...

If your mind is already a “little bit rape-y” and you need to make things sexual for literally no reason, sure.

Agreed. 

I have played so much of this game and I absolutely love it. They give you a ton of solid options for tailoring your experience too if you’d like for a custom game mode. There is nothing more satisfying than watching endless waves of little beasties shredded before my many, many, many, many guns. 

My public library card.

1. A Way Out (2018)

It was a pain to be sure.

That said I’m not super impressed with Xbox app for Windows either. 

“While marijuana might be seen as a “soft” drug in the U.S., in Taiwan it’s classified alongside amphetamines and opium.”

That’s why I give out THC toothbrushes. Parents never snatch those.