While nobody likes a sore loser, Alabamians are almost 50/50 when it comes to child molesters.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

My grandma had these plates too! Maybe even our grandma :P

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

Who needs a new Silent Hill when you’ve got Ubisoft games?

THIS. FUCKING. GAME.

It will live in the URL forever.

I know it’s got a bad rep as a purposefully bad movie trying way too hard to be amusing, but I fucking love Planet Terror, right down to its silly missing reel joke.

Ambien and a weed cookie can get you to from LA to Sydney with ZERO worries.

I would shower when I went to the gym before work but if I go after it’s easier to just drive home.

But holy shit, I’ve seen enough saggy, white old man ass to last me 3 lifetimes. Some of those dudes I never saw out on the gym floor like then just came in to hang out naked in the locker room.
 
Plus there was that one…

Checks out.

The only way to win at social media is to stay off social media.

“History”!? Respect your elders. Get some Melle Mel in this piece!

Pop quiz, hotshot: You’ve caught feels for this woman. ... What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

As the owner of over ten thousand books that I’ve had to haul around for decades, I adore my Kindle.

Genuinely curious as to their justification as well. From the outside looking in, it appears that they’re trying really hard to destroy a man’s career based on a rumor that’s been repeatedly discredited and denied by all parties the alleged sexual misconduct was supposed to have involved. It also appears that over…

I agree... why include CK in the picture header and not reference him in the article if he is “problematic”? The first two were referenced by name, CK — no mention at all... That feels more “problematic” than anything else.

*edited for punctuation

easier said than done

"There are two things I hate: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch."