Also, seeing obvious propaganda makes me want to do the opposite.

While nobody likes a sore loser, Alabamians are almost 50/50 when it comes to child molesters.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

My grandma had these plates too! Maybe even our grandma :P

Wait, I think I get it. Calling yourself trash is how men deal with the fact that they actually like patriarchy and misogyny because it benefits them. So they show shame and that covers up for the fact that they still want dominance. If you say “I’m trash” and do a little performative feminism, you can avoid changing…

If rescued by helicopter? Maybe. But USCG/Navy also isn’t going to simply leave the boat bobbing around, they will send someone to retrieve it to keep it from becoming a hazzard.

I’m pretty sure Microsoft showed off something like that back when they were first unveiling Surface. Sadly, it apparently never really went anywhere, or at least anywhere commercially available.

Who needs a new Silent Hill when you’ve got Ubisoft games?

THIS. FUCKING. GAME.

It will live in the URL forever.

“Jesus Christ stop fucking shocking me and pull the damn plug already.”

I know it’s got a bad rep as a purposefully bad movie trying way too hard to be amusing, but I fucking love Planet Terror, right down to its silly missing reel joke.

Ambien and a weed cookie can get you to from LA to Sydney with ZERO worries.

I would shower when I went to the gym before work but if I go after it’s easier to just drive home.

But holy shit, I’ve seen enough saggy, white old man ass to last me 3 lifetimes. Some of those dudes I never saw out on the gym floor like then just came in to hang out naked in the locker room.
 
Plus there was that one…

Checks out.

The only way to win at social media is to stay off social media.

“History”!? Respect your elders. Get some Melle Mel in this piece!

Pop quiz, hotshot: You’ve caught feels for this woman. ... What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

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