clintcarlson77
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clintcarlson77

Working while on vacation for all but the most extreme situations is utter bullsh@t. I’m about to take a two week vacation that starts in another week and a half and am super excited about it since my last “vacation” was two years ago and it was for two weeks to clean out my dead aunts house down in Phoenix with some

I don’t know about “anybody” I’ve seen some pretty horrible attempts at trying to get the distressed and used look that wind up looking horrible. Still with that said, yes most of the techniques are somewhat procedural, do this then this, then this to get the desired effect. Still, it takes some skill and a good eye

I avoided the subscription boxes, had a few friends that got into them, but they just wound up with bookshelves of random tchotchkes collecting dust half of which they weren’t even a fan of or into.  The only thing I enjoy collecting is sticks when I go for walkies, OH, GOD!   I’m a DOG!  

Paragraph 4, there’s a couple Bill Crosby’s in there at the end of the paragraph that should have the “R” dropped. ...nervously said the man who’s birthname is Bill Crosby.

The potential is there, but sweat and the screens fogging up is an issue.   I have a Fatshark headset for drone racing and on a hot sunny day if it didn’t have a fan blowing on the screens they’d fog up in in seconds.  I’ve got a Dell WMR headset for VR and it works great (for a $180 VR solution) but after a few high

Hey kids, last time we talked we warned you about stranger danger vans and not getting rides from strangers, but there’s a new van to stay away from that we need to talk about...

So I used to hate pickles as a kid, something changed at some point in my life and I recently realized I love a good dill pickle on a sandwich or just by itself. So the question is are there any brands that stand head and shoulders over the others?  I recently stood in front about 2 bays wide worth of pickles at the

Hahahahahaha who the hell would pay that for a “Train Controller”.  *awkwardly glances over at $300 driving sim wheel, $250 HOTAS, $200 in GUNCONs that work on modern TV’s and an old Dance, Dance, Revolution mat...*  Yeah, no one.....  checks for pre-order options.

A lot of houses around here (Alaska) have a “mud room” or “artic entry” which is just an pre-entry area that is enclosed often tile or linoleum sometimes with a drain in the floor. This is where you shed all your jackets and wet clothes, and let them dry out before entering the main living space.  

Where I live it’s rainy most of the year when it’s not snowing, so the issue is mud and wet tracks on the carpet with wearing shoes. Or melting snow spots on the carpet in the winter.  Also, if I step on a cold wet spot on the carpet in my socks during the winter I will go unhinged and come at you like a spider monkey

My butt gets a bit sore after the first long ride of the year. Then I’m fine for the rest of the season. I’ve got a 2018 Kona Mahuna with it’s original seat and it’s always been an issue for the first ride of the season for pretty much any bike seat I’ve had. I think of it as the butthurt tax it lasts just shy of 48

Excuse me sir, would you like to upgrade to our bucket of soda? That’s 5 gallons of our soda in a work bucket from home depot with lid. The bucket idea was because someone complained about not having happy meals for adults. So now you get a 5 gallon bucket full of your favorite drink and when you’re done you can turn

one thousand times THIS! Gaffers tape, is what you use. If I see you using duct tape to tape cords down to carpeted floors or nice wooden walls you will be murdered in the most painful way imaginable and your corpse left out front as a warning to others.

I don’t know if there is any randomization to the 4 skills on the Mass Effect Ship, but two of it’s skills are pretty high for a starter exploration frigate you can send off on it’s own missions to bring back loot and uh, science? I think the two “high” skills were combat and exploration, mine sucked pretty hard at

We shall call the new platform “Steamy”.

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This is soooooOoooooooOOoooo stupid, I casually said as I sat waiting for Nintendo’s eshop to release the depth finder app so I can use the switch on my boat to find fish, and not run it aground.

Be warned princes, for every sleeping princess you kiss out in the forest without any kind of protection it’s like you’re kissing 100's of the other princes that tried before you. Also, enjoy the HPV you have now contracted. <\srcsm>

Popcorn salad sounds awful and at best is some sad afterthought for one of those crappy recipe books at the checkout aisle.

My friend’s text after having just finished the movie, that I still haven’t watched yet, but I was the one telling everyone about it in my circle of friends...