So I used to hate pickles as a kid, something changed at some point in my life and I recently realized I love a good dill pickle on a sandwich or just by itself. So the question is are there any brands that stand head and shoulders over the others?  I recently stood in front about 2 bays wide worth of pickles at the…

Hahahahahaha who the hell would pay that for a “Train Controller”.  *awkwardly glances over at $300 driving sim wheel, $250 HOTAS, $200 in GUNCONs that work on modern TV’s and an old Dance, Dance, Revolution mat...*  Yeah, no one.....  checks for pre-order options.

A lot of houses around here (Alaska) have a “mud room” or “artic entry” which is just an pre-entry area that is enclosed often tile or linoleum sometimes with a drain in the floor. This is where you shed all your jackets and wet clothes, and let them dry out before entering the main living space.  

Where I live it’s rainy most of the year when it’s not snowing, so the issue is mud and wet tracks on the carpet with wearing shoes. Or melting snow spots on the carpet in the winter.  Also, if I step on a cold wet spot on the carpet in my socks during the winter I will go unhinged and come at you like a spider monkey…

My butt gets a bit sore after the first long ride of the year. Then I’m fine for the rest of the season. I’ve got a 2018 Kona Mahuna with it’s original seat and it’s always been an issue for the first ride of the season for pretty much any bike seat I’ve had. I think of it as the butthurt tax it lasts just shy of 48…

Excuse me sir, would you like to upgrade to our bucket of soda? That’s 5 gallons of our soda in a work bucket from home depot with lid. The bucket idea was because someone complained about not having happy meals for adults. So now you get a 5 gallon bucket full of your favorite drink and when you’re done you can turn…

one thousand times THIS! Gaffers tape, is what you use. If I see you using duct tape to tape cords down to carpeted floors or nice wooden walls you will be murdered in the most painful way imaginable and your corpse left out front as a warning to others.

I don’t know if there is any randomization to the 4 skills on the Mass Effect Ship, but two of it’s skills are pretty high for a starter exploration frigate you can send off on it’s own missions to bring back loot and uh, science? I think the two “high” skills were combat and exploration, mine sucked pretty hard at…

We shall call the new platform “Steamy”.

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This is soooooOoooooooOOoooo stupid, I casually said as I sat waiting for Nintendo’s eshop to release the depth finder app so I can use the switch on my boat to find fish, and not run it aground.

Be warned princes, for every sleeping princess you kiss out in the forest without any kind of protection it’s like you’re kissing 100's of the other princes that tried before you. Also, enjoy the HPV you have now contracted. <\srcsm>

Popcorn salad sounds awful and at best is some sad afterthought for one of those crappy recipe books at the checkout aisle.

My friend’s text after having just finished the movie, that I still haven’t watched yet, but I was the one telling everyone about it in my circle of friends...

When my aunt passed away I went to Phoenix, AZ with my sisters to clean out her house and prep it to be sold. She had shelves upon shelves of of latex paint in the garage. The dumps we called wouldn’t take liquid latex paint in the cans. A neighbor that stopped by to see what was going on at one point (we had a 40 yd…

There’s the backlog to deal with, but don’t even get me started on games I loved when they first came out and now have had so much free DLC and content updates that it’s nearly a new game and worth checking out again. Coincidently I started playing No Mans Sky after the last big update that hit the very end of March.…

By far the best way to get high is with friends.

As a person with the name of CLINT I take fonts and kerning very seriously. The ‘L’ gets a little too close to the ‘I’ we all get a bit uncomfortable. I had a doctor in highschool that did my physical fitness test for sports write my name in all capital letters so it looked like my first name was C*nt My track coach…

Mine would be posture and how badly I end up “slouching” in my chair during prolonged gaming sessions.

This is bacon anarchy, and I am freaking out man. I will try this the next time I need to make some lots of bacon, I just hope the cops don’t show up knocking on my door asking who I think I am getting all crazy with my bacon.