Excuse me sir, would you like to upgrade to our bucket of soda? That’s 5 gallons of our soda in a work bucket from home depot with lid. The bucket idea was because someone complained about not having happy meals for adults. So now you get a 5 gallon bucket full of your favorite drink and when you’re done you can turn…

one thousand times THIS! Gaffers tape, is what you use. If I see you using duct tape to tape cords down to carpeted floors or nice wooden walls you will be murdered in the most painful way imaginable and your corpse left out front as a warning to others.

I don’t know if there is any randomization to the 4 skills on the Mass Effect Ship, but two of it’s skills are pretty high for a starter exploration frigate you can send off on it’s own missions to bring back loot and uh, science? I think the two “high” skills were combat and exploration, mine sucked pretty hard at…

We shall call the new platform “Steamy”.

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This is soooooOoooooooOOoooo stupid, I casually said as I sat waiting for Nintendo’s eshop to release the depth finder app so I can use the switch on my boat to find fish, and not run it aground.

Be warned princes, for every sleeping princess you kiss out in the forest without any kind of protection it’s like you’re kissing 100's of the other princes that tried before you. Also, enjoy the HPV you have now contracted. <\srcsm>

Popcorn salad sounds awful and at best is some sad afterthought for one of those crappy recipe books at the checkout aisle.

Obviously in these trying times moms have to up their game if they want to be seen as the best “mom”. Moms should start taking classes at the local learning annex on hacking and creating deep fakes. At a bare minimum they should have a drone that they use to keep tabs on their child’s enemies.

Having read the comics recently (NO SPOILERS) I’m just excited to see how close they follow the comics. So far they’ve cut a few things and blended a few other things together, but for the most part it seemed to keep the show moving a fast clip and more focused. I’m really hoping they can make it all the way to the…

Space is also really old and we’ve only been looking for what 60-80 years at this point for radio signals which does seem like a fairly primitive way to send info for advanced civilizations. Still the Universe is about 13.8 billion years old so maybe other civilizations rose up, collapsed and turned into dust before…

My friend’s text after having just finished the movie, that I still haven’t watched yet, but I was the one telling everyone about it in my circle of friends...

When my aunt passed away I went to Phoenix, AZ with my sisters to clean out her house and prep it to be sold. She had shelves upon shelves of of latex paint in the garage. The dumps we called wouldn’t take liquid latex paint in the cans. A neighbor that stopped by to see what was going on at one point (we had a 40 yd…

I see the outlines you get around enemy or foe from the Tom Clancy Ghost Recon or Vegas FPS games.

Billy, your mom and I were uhhh, “cleaning” your room when we found that you were growing tobacco in your closet.  Have you been tabacoo’ing with your friends again?

There’s the backlog to deal with, but don’t even get me started on games I loved when they first came out and now have had so much free DLC and content updates that it’s nearly a new game and worth checking out again. Coincidently I started playing No Mans Sky after the last big update that hit the very end of March.…

By far the best way to get high is with friends.

As a person with the name of CLINT I take fonts and kerning very seriously. The ‘L’ gets a little too close to the ‘I’ we all get a bit uncomfortable. I had a doctor in highschool that did my physical fitness test for sports write my name in all capital letters so it looked like my first name was C*nt My track coach…

Mine would be posture and how badly I end up “slouching” in my chair during prolonged gaming sessions.

This is bacon anarchy, and I am freaking out man. I will try this the next time I need to make some lots of bacon, I just hope the cops don’t show up knocking on my door asking who I think I am getting all crazy with my bacon.