Maybe they could have that feature also disable Cortana when I’m playing a game so it doesn’t minimize the window and pop up when I’m chatting with friends in Discord while playing games with them. Or even better, when I turn off Cortana don’t turn it back on every few updates just to annoy me with unrelated web…

Yeah, and when they do have it on speaker phone they hold the bottom of the phone right up next to their mouth right in front of their face... like just take it off speakerphone at the point and hold it on the side of your head you dumb f&#$er you’re already like 95% of the way there and then I don’t have to be…

That baby is putting every man to shame, to pull off the blue steel look that well, while most likely dealing with a poopy diaper. That kid is going to be a pro.

For specific situations melamine sponges are great, taking a shoe scuff off the wall and that kind of stuff. Just don’t forget that these things are like fine grit sand paper. You scrub too hard or too long on a spot and you’ll strip paint (especially latex) or remove the shine/finish on something. Still, I love these…

For specific situations melamine sponges are great, taking a shoe scuff off the wall and that kind of stuff. Just…

Alright gents, guess it’s time to go on a blue steel offensive.

Damnit Carl! I said we needed crack team of scientists and you brought me a bunch of crack head scientists.

I just remember those horrible codes you had to write down to save your game.  As a little kid I remember spending more time on that stupid screen inputting the code from my sloppy little kid handwriting.  Is it a 1 or an l is it a zero or an “O”.  When was the last time you rage quit over a save screen.

This is pretty cool, but also weirds me out a bit.  Really just download Retroarch on your phone and load the emulator for whatever system you want to play.

My sister was all about the toddler gimbal snack bowl that was supposed to reduce snack spills everywhere when the toddler was walking around with his snacks...  Now that I think about he’s like 12 now, she really should get around to giving him a name so feels like a person.

You tricked me into learning something by putting educational information in the form of a video, you wiley bastard.  

Hell Yeah!  Portable Apps FTW.  Got a 64GB thumb drive that is my computer toolkit for fixing friends and co-workers PC’s.

Oh, I was not familiar with Wiztree. I’ve been using WinDirStat for ages and Wiztree looks just like it.  Curious if Wiztree is some kind of fork.

Notepad++ is amazing if you deal with code occasionally or just like a powerful text editor chock full of features that don’t weigh it down.

I’m looking into decrapify as it…

Seriously.... ‘effing sea lions people.

One of the better “mean tweets” is...
I love how music takes you away to another place. Like Mumford & Sons is playing at this restaurant so now I’m going to another restaurant

already kind of do that.  I have a sealed coffee cup and a Thermos for my coffee that gets me through the morning and a glass water bottle I refill in the evenings.  It’s really only a big deal if you want to make it a big deal.

Too late, I just started my own pharma company and we’re going to raise that price by 1000% and get rich on you straw suckers!

Plastic or paper straws aren’t strong enough to be driven through your childs head when they’re drinking while walking through Disneyland and trip and fall. They’ll have an uncomfortable cut in the back of their mouth from the straw, but aluminum or anything stronger would literally be worse than running with scissors…

I remember checking my Steam account a while back to see how much I’d spent on games and was freaked out that I’d spent nearly $3000 on steam for the 14 years I’ve been using the service.  I can’t imagine what dropping $10k in a couple years on a video games bonus crap would be like.  

Having been the best man at a couple weddings I thought it was just expected that we were at the beck and call of the couple about to marry. The amount of last minute errands I ran for the couples was crazy, but I knew they were already dealing with so much stuff anything I could take off their plate was one less…

For a solo game, Mark of Kri was amazing and it’s follow up game wasn’t half bad either. The fighting mechanics at the time were something totally different and made the game feel unique and made you feel like an unstoppable badass. Problem is after having played the Batman and Shadow of Mordor games I’m not sure if a…