Good ‘ole frothy Santorum, CPR isn’t going to help. What really needs to happen is that we mandate all students have a full two years of field medic training to help reduce the death toll during school shooting “situations”. Wait, that’s probably not far enough, we need to require all citizens of America to always be…

LOL, coffee and weed I think that’s called a suburban speed ball.

Everything in moderation, including moderation. -Oscar Wilde

I need to give this game a second look. I remember playing Hellcats over the Pacific and Falcon 4.0 as a kid and being incredibly frustrated and then taking the time to learn them and then loving how punishing they could be and all the little details you had to remember so you wouldn’t crash when coming back from a…

I think Tesla’s biggest mistake was when marketing decided to call the feature autopilot. What you really have is a few steps above old fashioned cruise control. Drive assist or cruise control 2.0 or something along those lines is what they should of called it, people hear autopilot and most people think of it like a…

I think if they made the eyes “normal” sized they’d find themselves stumbling around the uncanny valley with that 3D model.

I just heard a challenge to create a 3d printed holder for the joycon that has lego connectivity. The LABO Lego challenge!

Coincidentally I’m in charge of a “Lego safety center” in upstate New York where they can be properly dealt with. With 172 acres your Lego’s will be allowed to live out their days in a free range environment along with Duplo blocks, Constructs and erector sets. Recently we were able to get certified to care for Weeble…

In the cold dark months of Winter in Alaska some people drink more, some people hit that wall in the middle of winter and the near constant darkness and being stuck inside all the time the cabin fever kicks in and they do some messed up stuff. This is pretty tame compared to the crazy stuff that happens in the winter…

I’ve been looking at this game and meaning to pick it up at some point, I picked up the original enhanced edition on Steam a few years back which is amazing for two reasons. It supported game pads and couch coop. I spent an entire weekend playing it in the living room with a friend kicked back on the couch and it was…

I used to do everything I could to avoid going to dinners with my grandmother. She was one of the people that would inspect the glass and utensils and pretty much always demand a fresh set as she always found “dirt” on hers. She was also the person that would have to hold her glass for the waitress/waiter when they…

Let’s all just be honest with each other, we’re basically eating giant sea spiders. Sure we can call them crustaceans, but we’re basically sucking the stringy meat out of sea spider legs. That said living in Alaska I love the occasional fresh crab with just a little butter and garlic, thing is butter and garlic can…

That video was weird AF, I liked it. 5 out of 7 mlems.

About time we got some fresh snow free mountain decent games that puts you on two wheels. I think the last one I played was on PS2, right around the time SSX was peaking. I think it was Downhill Domination, but it’s been so long now I’m mainly guessing at the name.…

I wish it was an actual API that did it, then I wish I knew enough programming to get it to work with my Hue lights. Playing overwatch and having my room lights blinking various colors at me would be kinda cool.

Lets start a list of weird ass birthday songs. I’ll start with MC Chris, I saw this on an old Sealab 2021 episode on Adult Swim a long time ago.

It’s about to get weird in here...

On the flip side of this, if you have a little skill in a basic audio editor take a song that’s popular and cut it down to the refrain that everyone knows, but cut off the last measure of it and set it as your ring tone. This is apparently how you get an earworm type song stuck in someone’s head play the refrain, but…

Take it to a whole other level, act like a creepy porno director and start telling them what to do. Yeah, now pull out of the kiss and run your hand down her back. Sis’, your’re gonna need to really sell it now like it’s the most amazing thing ever! No, No, No you’re doing it all wrong, here this might help. Grandma…

You had me at “Doom is the Ultimate....”

The new Doom has been a refreshing return to the classic form while piling on the last 2o years of FPS evolutions in game design and interfaces. To top it off we somehow have a good Doom game again and a good Wolfenstein game, is it 1995 again?

WHY DID YOU SAY ITS NAME!?

You spoke of that which we all agreed to never speak of again. Those were dark times during the early days of the high def format wars. We all did what we had to, I thought we had all learned our lesson with Sega’s GD-ROM, but nearly every generation we continue to make the same mistakes…

Sure hope these get ported to the Switch, I borrowed a friends Wii years ago and geeked out hard on Galaxy 1 & 2. They really did a great job with the puzzles and making it feel like a unique Mario experience. A close second would be the release of Super Mario Allstars for the SNES as I still bust out an emulator and…