Take it to a whole other level, act like a creepy porno director and start telling them what to do. Yeah, now pull out of the kiss and run your hand down her back. Sis’, your’re gonna need to really sell it now like it’s the most amazing thing ever! No, No, No you’re doing it all wrong, here this might help. Grandma…

You had me at “Doom is the Ultimate....”

The new Doom has been a refreshing return to the classic form while piling on the last 2o years of FPS evolutions in game design and interfaces. To top it off we somehow have a good Doom game again and a good Wolfenstein game, is it 1995 again?

WHY DID YOU SAY ITS NAME!?

You spoke of that which we all agreed to never speak of again. Those were dark times during the early days of the high def format wars. We all did what we had to, I thought we had all learned our lesson with Sega’s GD-ROM, but nearly every generation we continue to make the same mistakes…

Sure hope these get ported to the Switch, I borrowed a friends Wii years ago and geeked out hard on Galaxy 1 & 2. They really did a great job with the puzzles and making it feel like a unique Mario experience. A close second would be the release of Super Mario Allstars for the SNES as I still bust out an emulator and…

That Kraft american cheese slice on a pop tart will haunt me to my death. I don’t know if it’s the cheese or the fact that I wound up with the same plates from my grandmother after she passed. I guess I’m worried you’re me from the future warning past/current me about the dangers of pop-kraft-tarts, but then what if…

Pringles Thanksgiving!?!? It’s an abomination that goes against the natural order. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get back to writing my letter to Maruchan Top Ramen about my idea for turkey/gravy/stuffing flavor packets.

I’ve been out of the fighting stick loop for over a decade, Sanwa was the gold standard for pretty much my entire childhood. Im going to have to read up on these Hayabusa switches. Really want to build my own 2player fighting stick board.

Invis Mario!?

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, We’re all going to die. So lets just go downstairs and enjoy some more Mario Odyssey and not think too much about all our inevitable deaths. -invis morty

I remember seeing Dragon’s Lair in a giant arcade in a mall that had just opened in Springfield, OR when my family was visiting my moms relatives. Being from Alaska we didn’t have much in the way of arcades, a couple pizza places had a handful of games in a corner. I remember being blown away watching other people…

We can our extra smoked salmon from large batches, love popping open a can of smoked salmon in the middle of winter for some smoked salmon Fettuccine Alfredo, or to make some smoked salmon and artichoke heart dip. Damn, now that I’m thinking about it I might just make that tonight it sounds really good at an hour…

I haven’t been able to get into the last couple Zelda games that came out on the consoles, but I just got a switch a couple weeks ago and this game is all I’ve been playing since. It’s like Zelda, Skyrim and the Witcher 3 all had sexy times together and the happy result was their best features and ideas all thrown…

Not entirely a grievance, but so much of my time with friends was spontaneous and involved getting drinks or just catching up after work for a couple hours. Nowadays just to keep up with my friends with kids I just do a board game night every other Friday. It’s easy to plan for since it’s every other Friday and they…

Damn, she did everything but start the argument out with “I’m not a racist, but...”

Nationalism is one of those things that will have to go away one day, of course having a bunch of little kids pledge their allegiance to something they pretty much have no way to fully understand does feel a little bit like brainwashing/cult type of behavior. Then again that’s partially why every school I went to in…

That headline would have made The Onion proud.

Early game I usually don’t close doors, mid and late game I do.

Fun trick, if you hole up in a house late game and you’re carrying a couple of first aid kits, drop one in the room you’re hiding where loot would normally be. For some reason when a person opens a door and sees a first aid kit they almost always quit…

This game needs QWOP controls to make it an instant classic.

The weather is supposed to be rainy all weekend so I’m gonna do some marathon PC gaming. I finished everything I wanted to do in the current season of Diablo 3, but I was still itching for that style of game even though I’m pretty burnt out on D3. So I finally broke down and decided to try Path of Exile and man I’m…

I know, I can only play so much Disgaea while I wait. At this point I’ll hit lvl 10,000 in Disgaea before FF:Tactics ever gets released on PC.... =(

In other news, the following words have been twisted so hard by marketing they no longer mean what they used to....
Exclusive: for a very limited time and then everyone has it (and it might already be out on PC)
Unlimited: until you reach your bandwidth limit then your connection is sent back to stone age dial up speeds
F…