Cold War 2: The Dumbingest

Take it to a whole other level, act like a creepy porno director and start telling them what to do. Yeah, now pull out of the kiss and run your hand down her back. Sis’, your’re gonna need to really sell it now like it’s the most amazing thing ever! No, No, No you’re doing it all wrong, here this might help. Grandma…

Pro Tip: When boiling the water add a handful of small marble sized rocks to the pot of boiling water, that way after you throw the water into the air you have hot rocks falling down on you, and if you do it right once they hit the snow and cool off rapidly they shatter like little bombs around you as you’re rolling…

You had me at “Doom is the Ultimate....”

The new Doom has been a refreshing return to the classic form while piling on the last 2o years of FPS evolutions in game design and interfaces. To top it off we somehow have a good Doom game again and a good Wolfenstein game, is it 1995 again?

We’ve been throwing away pieces of our privacy for decades, although the last 15 years do seem to have accelerated things significantly. Thing is most people just don’t seem to care so long as it’s not in their face. The only “privacy” issue that the majority of people will freak out over are drones, not the cameras…

WHY DID YOU SAY ITS NAME!?

You spoke of that which we all agreed to never speak of again. Those were dark times during the early days of the high def format wars. We all did what we had to, I thought we had all learned our lesson with Sega’s GD-ROM, but nearly every generation we continue to make the same mistakes…

Wait, so some internet mob with a few internet sleuths got it wrong!?!
Oh this sucks, you see if we could prove she was lying about pie, then who knows what else she could be lying about. I mean once we’d proven she’s willing to lie about pie then people will begin to question some of the other things she says when…

Sure hope these get ported to the Switch, I borrowed a friends Wii years ago and geeked out hard on Galaxy 1 & 2. They really did a great job with the puzzles and making it feel like a unique Mario experience. A close second would be the release of Super Mario Allstars for the SNES as I still bust out an emulator and…

That Kraft american cheese slice on a pop tart will haunt me to my death. I don’t know if it’s the cheese or the fact that I wound up with the same plates from my grandmother after she passed. I guess I’m worried you’re me from the future warning past/current me about the dangers of pop-kraft-tarts, but then what if…

Pringles Thanksgiving!?!? It’s an abomination that goes against the natural order. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get back to writing my letter to Maruchan Top Ramen about my idea for turkey/gravy/stuffing flavor packets.

But I don’t trust “Big Android” so I don’t use any of their default apps. I instead download shady as hell apps from weird websites and then side load them onto my phone. Thus, sticking it to the man. I mean I have no idea why a flashlight app would need access to my address book, facebook, twitter, photo’s, root…

I’ve been out of the fighting stick loop for over a decade, Sanwa was the gold standard for pretty much my entire childhood. Im going to have to read up on these Hayabusa switches. Really want to build my own 2player fighting stick board.

Invis Mario!?

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, We’re all going to die. So lets just go downstairs and enjoy some more Mario Odyssey and not think too much about all our inevitable deaths. -invis morty

Yeah, it was the precurser to their surface line of products and it was basically a large touchscreen table, it was only really marketed towards businesses since they were trying to sell them for $12k - $25k depending on the configuration. The table had NFC and RFID built into it. There used to be a video showing some…

I have a friend who lost himself to the madness of X-Wing, I gave him a hard time about buying all the extra stuff. Then one afternoon he came over to my place with a giant wheeled luggage type bag full of all his X-Wing models. He then set up everything and convinced me to give it a try and holy crap was it fun,…

My mom took me to see E.T. when I was 5, apparently during the scene where Elliot and E.T. are both dying I started laughing during that scene and wouldn’t stop laughing. My mom had to take me out of the theater and never got to see the end of the movie until years later when we had a VHS system. My mom said that’s…

I remember seeing Dragon’s Lair in a giant arcade in a mall that had just opened in Springfield, OR when my family was visiting my moms relatives. Being from Alaska we didn’t have much in the way of arcades, a couple pizza places had a handful of games in a corner. I remember being blown away watching other people…

We can our extra smoked salmon from large batches, love popping open a can of smoked salmon in the middle of winter for some smoked salmon Fettuccine Alfredo, or to make some smoked salmon and artichoke heart dip. Damn, now that I’m thinking about it I might just make that tonight it sounds really good at an hour…

I haven’t been able to get into the last couple Zelda games that came out on the consoles, but I just got a switch a couple weeks ago and this game is all I’ve been playing since. It’s like Zelda, Skyrim and the Witcher 3 all had sexy times together and the happy result was their best features and ideas all thrown…

Not entirely a grievance, but so much of my time with friends was spontaneous and involved getting drinks or just catching up after work for a couple hours. Nowadays just to keep up with my friends with kids I just do a board game night every other Friday. It’s easy to plan for since it’s every other Friday and they…