The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.

*pushes glasses up*

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

Counterpoint from someone possibly even older than you: Facetime is 👍but y’know, NOT IN A PLACE WHERE NAKED PEOPLE ARE WALKING AROUND.

You do see how these scenarios are different, though, right?

You’re telling me someone that works on a NASCAR truck team is homophobic?

I’m sure the NCAA will get right on this with the final result being suspension of the players and no punishments for anyone else.

Stiff Dick Moss.

If they require you to donate, pretty sure it’s not a “donation” at all.

1) The highest-paid coach, Sean Payton, does not, in fact, make more than the players

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

“That’s probably a little bit unheard of and a little bit unique, but I think this is a place where that would be appreciated.”

I had a chance to talk to Marcos Ambrose, an ace road course driver who piloted the #47 Toyota for JTG around 2008-12. He was a champion in Australia V8 Supercars. He also kicked around in Europe for a time driving open wheel. He said that NASCAR Cup Cars are too fast, too heavy and too squirrely and that’s why they…

A radio is still faster than an electric car or truck...

CHP won’t be smiling when a fully-loaded e-semi leaves their Ford Explorers in the dust. 600 miles is nearly farther than a police chopper can fly on one tank.

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It’s not odd for the CHP, they won’t have to do emissions checks. So less work for them.

i believe she spells it ‘b r a n d i’.

“Hey, I wish there was a city that had Dallas’s urban planning, but also drunken bachelorettes!”