I see you’ve overlooked my classic, “Fishsticks that you put in an oven that was too hot and then blacked out and woke up thinking you set your house on fire (I’m never drinking again).”

It’s pretty much a staple in my house.

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That means he is good at processing tools, he said.

If we’re looking for someone shitting all over the course, I’d have to think Tiger is the #1 suspect.

He has the unbelievable course record of 36, taking a two on every hole.

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

What movie would you watch with a blanked memory?

ooh then it could be PURPLE

which is a bummer, because i would love nothing more than to be getting crunk on something super pink.

I won’t even judge you for a cosmo as long as you just shut up and drink it.

Here’s an idea, drink what you like, eat what like, wear whatever footwear you like. It’s a crazy concept, but I think it works.

Yeah. Details is where straight men take their advice from. On things like where the hottest pickup spot in Hollywood is and on the latest updates in Zac Efron’s life

2:1 rosé and club soda, and you’ve got yourself a spritzer to cool out on even the most oppressive of summer days.