Counterpoint:

Havaianas. They are flipflops that come in all colors and are cheap. Also they are comfortable. I wear them during pregames at my place so my feet can get some breeze before switching to boat shoes or drivers.

I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

The viscous cycle is particularly hard to break, due to its inherent properties.

Note to self: do not tell YoungMcCaig confidential information that your employer expressly told you not to spread around.

I feel like those greenhouses are completely different.

To get a good haircut, you have to encounter gay people.

Right before she starts dragging her uterus across the carpet.

Sorta. It’s part of the biblical patriarchy doctrine. Wives are supposed to look at their husbands like this in public to show how adoring they are of their wonderful, godly husbands and make their submissive, meek attitudes known to all. It’s not enough to say that you admire your husband, your face has to show it,…

Bill Gotherd, the dirty old man who founded ATI, likes his women with long, curly hair. So they get perms.

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

It’s at once a baffling phenomenon, and one that isn’t surprising at all.