clintalexander
Clint Alexander
clintalexander

You ever watched the national anthem coverage for a NASCAR race? So many of the race crews and drivers are doing "non-patriotic/un-soulful" things, and either quickly fumble to adjust when they see the red light on the camera, or the coverage shamefully switches away. Somehow, it is just the most American thing.

I cannot express how much I love your sarcastic sense of humor.

That is great!

I NEED that scotch!

The Emmitt Smith section is fucking hilarious!

Agreed!

Nacho cheese isn't even a real thing!

No, but it is the one from the opening sequence of Tomorrow Never Dies where he steals a Soviet plane right as the place gets blown up

Wasn't trying to disprove you or anything, just trying to share the dream, and point out that we're partway there.

Odie's my eskimo brother, how do you guys know him?

It's not called "well-executed lip-reading."

The Williams car

The issue is that the NFL wants to alter the punishment because Lynch is not conforming to their mold.

Because the NFL needs CONTROL

There was a high school and semi-pro official who commented on another of these stories, saying that the check they did was basically squeezing a few of the footballs and if they felt good enough, it was good to go.

pre-Super Bowl news lag man, whatcha gonna do?

Either all balls are the same, or just let everyone do their thing.

Such an underused .gif

That take ain't just hot folks, its fucking scorching!