clintalexander
Clint Alexander
clintalexander

I NEED that scotch!

The Emmitt Smith section is fucking hilarious!

Agreed!

Nacho cheese isn't even a real thing!

No, but it is the one from the opening sequence of Tomorrow Never Dies where he steals a Soviet plane right as the place gets blown up

Odie's my eskimo brother, how do you guys know him?

It's not called "well-executed lip-reading."

The Williams car

The issue is that the NFL wants to alter the punishment because Lynch is not conforming to their mold.

Because the NFL needs CONTROL

There was a high school and semi-pro official who commented on another of these stories, saying that the check they did was basically squeezing a few of the footballs and if they felt good enough, it was good to go.

pre-Super Bowl news lag man, whatcha gonna do?

Either all balls are the same, or just let everyone do their thing.

Such an underused .gif

That take ain't just hot folks, its fucking scorching!

9!

I am not opposed to a giant bowl of slightly below room temp Gushers

Fuck French Onion!

I think this is a serious problem among beer bars. There is a nice beer bar in town (21 constantly rotating craft taps, occasional tap takeovers, and beer floats are always an option). I usually go there with my girlfriend (also a beer person), and her coworker, his girlfriend, and sometimes another of his friends.

Holy fuck that is a long time!