"Marrying well"
So fucking thick with irony, I just hope it was intentional.

Seriously. We even tried to make George Washington our own king, and he was like: Are you fucking serious? Why did we fight this whole war if you idiots just want another absolute monarch! But I guess I'll be the President...

They've only been doing just that for centuries.

"Organ" always make me think of abdominal organs such as liver and spleen....NOPE

As a guy, I think "cock" is sexier than "dick," it has a fuller sound (dick has that thin "i" sound, and no one wants their penis to sound thin), but I realize I might be a minority here, and I guess women might feel better saying "dick" vs. "cock." I suppose "cock" is a little bit dirtier or whatever.

Was never that big of a fan of Captain Jack in the modern Doctor Who (always thought he was too cheesy and such), until I found out that he becomes The Face of Boe. He also played a more useful and badass role in some episodes following that revelation.

You probable should stick with the "approachable" then.

Beard oil/conditioner will keep it nice and soft

Yea, they've only won 2 SEC division titles in 3 years, and had 3 BIG XII division titles in their last 5 years with the conference, including 2007, when they had a good shot at being national champs.

Yea, they've only won 2 SEC division titles in 3 years, and 3 BIG XII division titles in their last 5 years with the big 12, including 2007 where they had a good shot at being national champs.

Jaguars are bigger with a stockier build. They also have the strongest bite force of all cats, and second strongest bite force among mammals.

Well, I sure wouldn't want to fight a gator sober.

Knife. A tiger has a giant mouth full of sharp teeth and 4 sets of vicious claws. Gonna want the blade for sure, stab that tiger under the chin

Garlic in everything!

I'm pretty sure there are some college teams out there that would stomp the Raiders.

Seriously. The average male mountain lion is like 185lb, and you know a mountain lion could take down multiple unarmed humans at once. A close match is like a 40lb dog, and that's only if you can block the first shot to the throat.

Cable? I'd have to do some more investigation to see if cable is a viable technology in the world of ice and fire. I know they have lots of metal casting ability, but cable requires extrusion usually

Did you understand what the writer was saying? If yes, it doesn't fucking matter.

There you have it. Who is going to go to a Jets/Bills game where you can't have a beer?

Obviously you only started listening to the Chilis after Stadium Arcadium.