So...where are the tracks?
Forget internet, I want some serious treads!

Plus they'll ask you for spare change and cigarettes.

I think he means he lost 40lbs off his own body, not that his wife weighed 40lbs.

8x8!

Never gets old.

*double-blog dare?

How about a separate lane/section for semis, similar to the carpool/express lanes in cities?
Put it on the right, and have access/egress points at rest stops, towns, and interchanges. Obviously with proper signage so you wouldn't get stuck passing your exit.

If anyone's considering getting into the grandfather business, I'd suggest using this Old Guo as a guide.

They also make some decent sparkling wines

Just wait a 1000 yrs or so, and your wish will be realized!

ForSweden has been killing COTD lately!

TL;DR - Bulldogs are natural skateboarders

It's awesome fast food roast beef, better quality and value than Arby's, IMO. Their fries are pretty good too. I don't know if they still do this, but they used to have 10 cent mini-ice cream cones too. (The name is pretty sick)

You must not have Lion's Choice where you live.

You have to do it in both directions for it to be a Guinness world record.