I am!

Then you, sir, are a fool.

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Much better than Denny's.

Waffle House is sublime.

Get over it.

The Trump Family Foundation, one assumes.

I really liked the flavor of the Southern Biscuits and Gravy ones, although the powdery texture was weird. They made me sick if I ate too many of them (but I have IBD — everything makes me sick) so I only ever had the one bag, But I enjoyed them.

The Press Secretary is not in the Cabinet. He's a WH staffer. 2-3 years seems to be a typical tenure for people in those jobs high profile enough that their names make the news.

No, it isn't.

Yeah! These oligarchs made all this money! With no help from the government-subsidized schools which they attended! Or the government-subsidized mails and Internet with which they sold their products! Or the government-subsidized roads which transported them! Or the government -subsidized police which ensured I didn't…

That's absurd. The Communications Director went on the record to say that he can't control his office, he was planning to fire everyone in it, and accused the Chief of Staff of a felony. In what world is that not newsworthy?

This information? Nothing, because the only story here is that Mooch is a dipshit. But basically every story that's been in the papers about the Administration, including the stuff that got Flynn fired and Trump's continuing communications with Russia, Kushner's attempt to set up a secret backchannel hotline in the…

I admire your optimism.

W. had four press secretaries over the course of eight years, and it very well may have been three if Tony Snow hadn't died.

Istanbul is a great game that works well with 2 players. Fresco does as well; it uses a dummy player, but he's not a robot. Each player takes turns controlling him, so you can use it to block your opponent or to set up a big scoring opportunity.

Trump wouldn't fall for that one — he hates democracy.

I watched the first Bill & Ted some months ago and it remains a classic. It is a very different film than a person would expect from the title — an observation I, and many others, first made in 1989 but which remains true.

That's not enough for you?

Yeah, they've finally become pretty good at actually expressing an emotional state. Mostly I just use them with my wife.