I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were in one of those Clockwork Orange chairs. Now that I know, I apologize.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I feel exactly the opposite!

Since she's mentioned in the article, Lana del Ray's first single (Video Games, which preceded the album by like six months) is her best song. And I say that as a fan of her entire ouevre.

Get over it.

I do. The touchscreen machines are not as stable as they should be, and certainly not as user-friendly. But they're not nearly as cruddy as the rumors would have you believe.

Is that the one with Ghost Horse? I was driving and had to pull over for that one.

Wait, what cartoon stars a rapist?

'80's sleeping pills were pretty bad news. There's lots of jokes about crazy shit people did on Ambien (and some of it tragic), but it pales in comparison to the number of people who took a Seconal and just never woke back up.

Not the same without Clara. (If she actually appears this season, don't tell me — I cut the cord this year and am waiting for it to hit Amazon Prime.)

They can't get history on who you voted for, because that information is not retained. They're asking for information on who voted in which primary, registration status, etc.

Word.

Yeah, she seems like a pretty good jane, all things considered. She's just dumb. It's not a personality flaw.

Fuck all y'all, it's the rave from Matrix Reloaded.

Wouldn't it be pretty to think so.

I think that narrative is demonstrably false given the fragility of the majority. Also, the mandate is just a tax, so if you're for single payer, there's nothing in the mandate you should object to, except for the fact that it was too weak.

Hey, hey, LBJ! We have nothing mean to say!

His go-to insult about men is that they're crazy or simply losers. About women it is always, ALWAYS, based on appearance, except occasionally when it's about how vaginas are gross. It's sexist.

Also because of his politics.

You're defending a bad person who did something indefensible. Does that make you a bad person? Well, it doesn't help.