He just left the dead dog in the yard? That's cold.

But what kind of ham? Quality meat makes all the difference!

how high were you? Lol

Can’t stand A-rod or the Yankees but at least their overpaid old timer was using something that could help his performance instead of accelerate the aging process. They just didn’t count on A-rod to get caught.

Don't know much biology....

Damn. I feel better now. Thought I was losing it!

Bollocks!

Are we going full Bill Simmons here? I've heard more about wrestling in the last two weeks than I have since Rowdy Roddy Piper was popular. Did I miss something?

Booze in the other hand is the only forgivable excuse.

Not sure why Ozzie Smith would be so popular in SC. I've only known one person who liked the Cards at all and well...I'll leave that alone.

Great read. Entertaining and educational. But now I'm stuck at work and envisioning my next opportunity to have a meal like this.

Can't find anything. Links?

Lol, bruh.

They were #justkidding.

+1 broken heart

Pur some dirt on it.

He wrote it on kinja.

Nobody is worse than Texans.

Lots of coaches' kids too.

Those were the days (apparently).