Amen. Man. I would elect the HELL out of Sam.

Chris Christie as Gimli Son of Glóin, a dwarf of the Lonely Mountain. Hot-headed, stocky, wholly irrelevant; this is honestly the most obviousthing that has ever happened in the history of comparing presidential candidates to Lord of the Rings characters.

Yes, but porn that depicts violent acts- rape porn, extreme bdsm, etc. have a role to play in the discussion, particularly since this “awareness” campaign is sponsored by a huge purveyor of porn.

Aren't there vast sections of Pornhub that depict violence against women as a "fetish"?

Are they also going to stop streaming rape-fantasy videos and videos depicting violent, unpleasurable sex acts as pleasurable?

I swear, everytime I read “Bowie was a pedophile!” last week , I was thinking, “Yeah, and you didn’t care until everyone started saying they loved him after he, excuse me, DIED.”

To sum up:

Cool story.

That was not shade, right?

I think I have actually gone out of my way to never use “shade” at all.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

“Columbusing” is a bullshit way to make white people feel guilty for liking the same things you like.

“And another brutal thing? The rampant nepotism akin to a Tinsel-Town legacy system that closes opportunities to people of color. Whoops.”

“Donald, what’s your favorite Bible verse?”

Please some interviewer ask him one question about the bible.

Please respect my privacy at this time.