Let’s not sully the Lord’s good name with this

I’d vote for Larry if he brings Leon to the White House.

“[Terrence] ain’t done nothing different than Marlon Brando or Sean Penn, and all of a sudden he’s some f—in’ demon,” says Daniels. “That’s a sign of the time, of race, of where we are right now in America.”

I was going to wait until the results of the 2016 election to decide whether or not to take advantage of my Costa Rican citizenship and move there, but fuck it, maybe I should just move now.

I usually jokingly talk about moving up to Canada, but now it actually sounds like a nice idea if I could talk my husband into it. I just wonder if BC is far enough or if I should just keep going until I hit Yukon.

I live in southern California. Think I’ll start walking tomorrow. Maybe I’ll hit Canada by Spring.

why the long face?

(Hit publish instead of cancel - that’s what I get for replying at work.)

I was just in vancouver and god damnit id move tomorrow...

Can't help. Already hitched. But I'll start adding to my American refugee sponsorship fund now.

Yeah, but can you get me citizenship? I feel like I should be able to claim refugee status soon...

I’ll throw my offer out there too - I have two spare bedrooms on my ground floor. There’s a fully stocked bar if anyone needs to drown their sorrows.

Might take you up on that. Will bring Duckling - Mr. Duck will stay behind and round up the cats, learn how to lumberjack, then meet us at

dibs

Excuse me, America. Are you quite finished yet?

say balls again

I would look like an American supermodel. I love to fart.

I think my husband would cease to exist.