Jolie Kerr did a cleaning column on smoke odors, and I was astounded by the number of passionate stoners who are convinced that marijuana smoke is odorless and never, ever leaves behind any evidence or smell.

The smell of pot (and the smell of cigarettes) makes me genuinely ill. Like dizzy and then I vomit ill. But since I try to not be an awful, narcissistic fuckhead I recognize that it is my problem and the world doesn’t revolve around me, so, irritation aside, I move on to fresher air pastures.

Thank you for not wanting to cause offense to “losers” like me; it means a lot!

I did for a minute, too. But then I thought “If the media actually treated people like her\Kardashians\etc like this, maybe we’d have less of them”. So, good for you, Dave!

i’m going to miss that cranky old bastard.

“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”

My wife and I saw Fielder in Kensington Market in Toronto when he was still on 22 Minutes. My wife yelled out from across the street that she loved him and he looked genuinely confused to be recognized. It was actually kind of sweet.

I think he was hilarious. On the Cheech and Chong roast he makes a joke aimed at Ralphie May about watching porn and cumming when the pizza gets delivered. I laughed for a good hour about that XD

I’m a feminist who thinks he’s funny, and I agree with nothing he says. He makes me laugh. I don’t have to align 100% with someone to admit they’re funny. I’ve had to school some of my best friends on the fact that feminists are not Nazi Man-hating Fire-breathing Lesbian Dragons.

Letterman had the biggest crush on Teri Garr. Her appearances on his show are a great YouTube rabbit hole to fall into.

Shockingly Canadian? I believe you mean:

Yeah, but then if they happen to be the 1 in 25 people who get sentenced to death who are actually innocent, they can be let out. You can’t bring someone back to life. The U.S. has executed ~150 innocent people since 1973 that we know of.

FOITIN' ROUN' THA WHHOAAARRRLD

Making movies making songs and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WOOOOOOORLD

Mariah be all like "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN OUT OF MAH MOUTH???"

Damn! I dare someone to come up with a snyder comment than that. +1

"(which you should not board, because it will undoubtedly career off the road and burst into flames with impeccable comedic timing)."