Same thought crosses my mind when I read things like this too. People have never (to my knowledge) murdered someone for being poly. Snorted loudly or rolled their eyes or judged them, sure, but that happens to literally everyone over one thing or another. Threatened, terrified to leave home, beaten, raped, killed, or…

SENATORS: [Sign a guy nicknamed "Hamburglar"]

I definitely don't do it, the same way I don't smack my food or whistle or any other total annoying and 100% optional affectation.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say they're mostly about duck lips and vocal fry.

a decision already (seemingly) tilted by the "death qualified" aspect of jury selection, in which opposing the death penalty precludes jury duty on a case like this.

There will be no dis-ing of John Goodman, thank you very much.

I don't think we have an artist that could be considered The Most Important Artist Of Our Time.

I love how even the most positive reviews of Kanye West are always full of excuses for him.

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

white girls

you hear that old white gay men who probably survived the stonewall riot and aids and are now defending a dying subculture against heterosexual gentrification? Your complaints have been written off as white privlege on an Internet blog. I think that means you've made it.

Argonaut all men.

He's all grown up now.

Someone on my Twitter posted, "Do you think the President is extra nervous knowing that a literal Founding Father is in the audience?" I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

Incel bunnies are the only celibate bunnies i've ever seen. They are incell when we put them in their own individual cage.

Well, OK. People join frats/sororities in part (in part!) because they make connections to each other and to alums. They then use those connections to build a professional as well as personal network that supports them in life.

#notallbunnies

God dammit I love this comment section so much

Incel bunnies?