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I found a screw inside of a rotisserie chicken from Winn Dixie. I went back to the store, they gave me a phone number to their corporate office, who said it was Tyson's fault and gave me another phone number. Several months later I get a check in the mail from Tyson for $8. It was way too much effort and I would

They'll presumably go back to screening for patron attractiveness in less obvious ways. As clubs do.

this community means as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot.

UHF is an absolute gem if not a little out-of-reach for the millennial set.

A million stars! Norm McDonald shall always get a million stars!

Jezebel puts these exact lists out all the time. Except they're more creatively titled "Here's How Not to Talk About [issue]"

I don't think Lindros is easily better than those three(I think he's about even with Forbserg, significantly better than the other two) but rather that those three inductions make the case that players whose careers were cut short by injury have opened the discussion and that by the standard of the HHOF Lindros is

I am so thankful to have gotten the fuck out of high school before phones/cameras/social media became ubiquitous.

but..but..Gepetto!

THIS EXISTS SOMEWHERE, I KNOW IT.

He's started a new company, "RealBoy".

Not hot sauce...specifically sriracha. Liking Frank's is still super hot. ;)

Faberge eggs.

lol, no, i too love all of those things - that's not the issue. it's just rare to see a profile without a mention of one of them. like how it's rare to go on buzzfeed without seeing 5 different posts about pizza or disney princesses doing non-princess things.

but all the guys are super sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

I tried to make my OK Cupid name "RawDog69" or "CondomsYuck" as a joke but also changed my mind because there are way too many idiots on OK Cupid.

for a minute i wanted my okcupid username to be "notyourMPDG" but then i figured i would have to explain it to all the sriracha-netflix-vonnegut-loving brooklyn bros what that meant and okcupid is already frustrating enough

He always did look a bit too happy when he found out that his puppet became a real boy.